Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML
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FFML_314 12
OP, tube socks and tie dye went out of style in the 90s.
pepsie_fml 0
i think their trying to tell you something =O
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Comments (87)
Pikachuuuuu_fml 2
pika
shortyshort21 0
chu!!
KingDingALing 9
Save me Super Tranny!
moneyisawesome 0
lol that's funny :D
babbu18 0
haha that's what you call an easy win;)
pepsie_fml 0
i think their trying to tell you something =O
DocBastard 40
I think a lot of people will be telling you the difference between "their" and "they're." Or maybe just one person will.
FFML_314 12
I think Doc is trying to tell /you/ something.
Asstastic4 0
they're house. their cool. there good.
DocBastard 40
Asstastic, I hope your being sarcastic. Otherwise, their will be hell to pay. I should of been more specific in my original comment.
Tikwichka 5
Like the difference between 'should of' and 'should have'? Couldn't resist it :P
Bloodberry 0
should have*
FFML_314 12
I really hope you guys grasped the sarcasm in his comment. Considering there were several obvious mistakes.
Tikwichka 5
My comment didn't show up. I basically said it was quite obvious, but I couldn't resist one correction...and by stating 'couldn't resist :P' I thought that was clear. Ach well!
SCBeauty1983 0
Hmmm.., I guess it's time for a little retail therapy! =)
DocBastard 40
So...apparently I really SHOULD be more specific. My subtle irony is too ironically subtle.
chaosdragn16 2
win.
pinkpillowz 0
OMGSH your pictures hilarious !!!!!!
trueblue42 4
hint hint
kellykerplunkk 0
ahaha hmmm..
daviesha 0
ur really pretty
uncleyuggles 0
ur so hot
GTmustang07 0
I believe we all agree, you are gorgeous
crashtest1205 0
sure is rapist in here! haha jk 30 is right
RedPillSucks 33
#23 - you have virtual x-ray vision where you can see body parts that are not in the profile picture?
FFML_314 12
No, I'm the only one with X-ray vision here. Nice nipples, RPS! ;]
crashtest1205 0
those peachy/skin coloured pathes could be nipples, strange nipples though :P
RedPillSucks 33
Yes. I'm proud that they're really erect right now. :-P Be careful or they'll poke you in the eye.
crashtest1205 0
OUCH! too late :,(
Elizabeth123654 0
you are some sock minded people.
missrawrzy 0
win ^
jamiee521 0
33- wiin (: I love yur hair (:
daywalker26 0
congrats!!!!
GottaLoveFML95 0
YDI for not participating
Thinmint23 0
Ahah I guess it just proves to show how wonderfully unique you are? 8P
FFML_314 12
OP, tube socks and tie dye went out of style in the 90s.
RedPillSucks 33
Damn it. Did someone forget to send me the memo?!!!
FFML_314 12
Yes, I'm sorry. I was handing out fliers, but you were busy in the toy department at Wal*Mart. What you were doing, nobody knows.
shortystar_fml 0
what's open mean
FFML_314 12
Google close. Open is the opposite of that.
marleyvk 0
They're coming to get you, Barbara...