ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
obsceene
United States
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
snorlax
United States
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck
Roselle, United States
Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
UltraHoe69
United States
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
chickennbenchpress
Canada
Secret Weeb
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
SofiMarti
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
skyhawk13
United States
Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML
presidont
Switzerland
Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
dumb dumb dumb
United States
Not a good look
Today, my daughter decided she wants to be a Pokémon for Halloween. To practice the look, she used fabric dye because she thought it would look cool on her skin. Only she decided to dress as Jynx and instead of looking cool, she looks like a racist idiot in blackface. She posted pics. FML
Anonymous
Marinette, United States
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34
Hey! I love pokèmon!!! Pika pika!
damian25 0
thats fukkin awesome!!!! :D haha
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Comments (134)
perdix 31
Have they started planning the Christmas Dance? Dungeons & Dragons would be a good follow-up for Loserville HS.
GrammaticalNazi 2
Perdix, you are officially one of my favorite FML commentators. Just thought you should know.
12vballchick12 5
97- Duh. He's everyone's favorite commentor.
12vballchick12 5
*commentator
boredblonde 17
mine was star wars -_-
Bersh007 6
Pokemon is awesome!!!!
pugglesworth 1
That's ok. Mine voted for a My little Pony:Friendship is Magic theme for our senior prom. I shit you not. I seriously wish I was kidding about this.
Freeze_fml 17
Your school is dominated by bronies.
rattusrattus 19
OK. Can I have some fake ID so I can enroll in your school please? :D
RabbitPressure1 6
It would be better as Harry potter themed.
atroxletum 6
I was going to vote "you totally deserved it," but with your reaction, you don't "totally deserve," the amount of awesome your school has to offer.
zenti 2
Don't go then. Homecoming really isn't important.
CJ42 5
YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING!?! POKEMON ROCKS ^.^ maybe I'm just weird like that...
mandihbew 0
That's the complete opposite of a fml!! :D
1958x 6
Why is this bad.