ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
obsceene
United States
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
snorlax
United States
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck
Roselle, United States
Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
UltraHoe69
United States
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
chickennbenchpress
Canada
Secret Weeb
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
SofiMarti
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
skyhawk13
United States
Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML
presidont
Switzerland
Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
dumb dumb dumb
United States
Not a good look
Today, my daughter decided she wants to be a Pokémon for Halloween. To practice the look, she used fabric dye because she thought it would look cool on her skin. Only she decided to dress as Jynx and instead of looking cool, she looks like a racist idiot in blackface. She posted pics. FML
Anonymous
Marinette, United States
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
Top comments
HowAreYouToday 34
Hey! I love pokèmon!!! Pika pika!
damian25 0
thats fukkin awesome!!!! :D haha
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Comments (134)
kitty5399 0
Dude that's so kickass.
perdix 31
Pikachu, I choose you! That's how you need to get a date for that.
fuzz97 23
No, that's how you never feel the touch of a woman.
Bobissmall 13
It's funny because i know way more girls that like Pokemon than guys. Just sayin'
Beebow_fml 5
Or throw a pokéball at the nearest member of the opposite sex.
perdix 31
Bobissmall, I'm not sure what your point is. There are plenty of girls/women that are unfuckable, just as there are lots of guys who will never get laid unless they pay for it.
borkchop1992 15
pokemon is great
JRFaceless 8
Pokemon is awesome, you sound like a buzzkiller.
asterik99 3
That sucks.
baseballlegitly0 2
pokemon gotta **** em all
GrammaticalNazi 2
Oh gee you used the F word in the catch-phrase of cartoon that one would not typically use the F word in. You're funny.
KiddNYC1O 22
Eh. I like that kind of humor. I found it funny.
KatieB1231 3
Why is that an FML? That's awesome I would love to have that instead of the stupid crap we do!
jimmyjim13 5
They better play season one theme song or there gay
HentaiBunny 4
Lopunny would be the school *****, Slowpoke would be in special ed, Machoke would be the school jock, Snorlax would be the school fatty.. I've got this shit down.
Aysian 0
Yes
drloves69 4
don't forget Brock the school ladies man
GrammaticalNazi 2
Stop, you are stirring up the emotions of 8 year old inside of me. Oh how I loved Pokemon :(
KiddNYC1O 22
Brock would be the cool one that only wears his sunglasses at night. You seen his eyes??
ariannaa_fml 17
What school would agree on Pokemon? I feel sorry for you OP. :/