Today, my step-dad's three year old granddaughter slept over. She insisted she didn't need a diaper to go to sleep and they put her in my bed with me, actually believing that she didn't need a diaper. Not only did she kick me all night, but I had the joy of waking up to her peeing on me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, my one year-old took his diaper off and peed on my chest while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML
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rg350dx 29
I usually wake right up with a shower in the morning. Granted, mines not golden..
LittlestPrincess 21
I wouldn't believe a 3-year old on their word... FYL
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Jharrist89 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least you didn't get shit on op.. Could have been worse. Don't be so naive next time.
jessi_sunshine 26
Because as you know, it was totally OP's fault that her step-dad didn't put a diaper on the kid.
GRgoldfish 19
just because it can get worse doesn't mean its not a horrible thing that happened.
morella_xx 29
#1 is right. Everyone knows if a situation doesn't end in, say, mass genocide, you're not allowed to complain about it. Ever. Because it could always be worse.
morella_xx 29
Silly me, here I am talking about human genocide when there are whole galaxies at stake! I'm so naive. Earth people problems, am I right?
rg350dx 29
I usually wake right up with a shower in the morning. Granted, mines not golden..
LittlestPrincess 21
I wouldn't believe a 3-year old on their word... FYL
Ambient25 25
You wouldn't happen to be the lifeguard from the previous FML would you? Word spreads.
golden_warrior 23
I heard Babies urine is good for the skin. Lol, I'm just kidding. Should of took her and put her in grandpa's bed.
DocBastard 40
"Should of took"? Seriously? Reading this comment gave me a stroke. I can hardlu evrn typpe nowe asshoile..,::,
Wizardo 34
IDC Doc your comment was literally the first ever since being on the app that made me laugh like crazy, bravo sir, bravo.
golden_warrior 23
my apologies, I should have used, "should have." English is my second language so I tend to make grammar mistakes when I'm in a rush. And no need to call me asshole for making a grammar mistakes. You condescending ************.
Ambient25 25
^ lol #16 reading your post in an Arab accent made me laugh so hard.
Wizardo 34
^ reading your comment in a Arab imitating an Arab accent made me crack up.
MOLLMcAWESOME 11
This made my day. Thank you #8
Myo_fml 20
They should have known better than that. I still had the occasional accident up to about the age of four.
XSeraphinX 18
Well, don't you see the little girl was just expressing herself? She is obviously mature enough to know she doesn't need a diaper and shouldn't be forced to wear one. /sarcasm
Tall_Enough 10
better to be pissed off than pissed on. wait...
GingerNinja7 17
Sounds like OP's both
angelitared 27
Well you live and you learn! Don't be too hard on the three yr old.
ArcherCLW 8
I moderated this yes, so FYL. But wouldn't have been easier to say niece or step-niece?
Needafarm 22
Most three year olds don't have great bladder control, so until about age 5 or 6 they still need a night time diaper. ONE of your parents should have known this. Since children have started to use these new absorbent diapers the age a child is completely potty trained has risen from about age 3 to age 5 since they no longer feel the wetness and don't have to associate the wetness with something coming from them.
hooligyn123 18
Really? Because my two god daughters have been out of diapers even when sleeping since they were two and a half... And they are from different families with different parenting styles. maybe i have just been lucky but none of the kids I have helped raise were in diapers at night when they were 5...
hellonyancat 6
Somewhere between 3-4 is average. Kids should be able to control themselves before going to school at age 5.