Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Secret Weeb
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML
Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
Not a good look
Today, my daughter decided she wants to be a Pokémon for Halloween. To practice the look, she used fabric dye because she thought it would look cool on her skin. Only she decided to dress as Jynx and instead of looking cool, she looks like a racist idiot in blackface. She posted pics. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34
Hey! I love pokèmon!!! Pika pika!
damian25 0
thats fukkin awesome!!!! :D haha
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Tenro_fml 0
That's awesome. :D
Aysian 0
Eminem sucks bro.
xgirlofglassx 4
How is this a relevant comment?
Aysian 0
Eminen sucks!!!!!!
dragon_wings 1
How is this a bad thing?!?
fuzz97 23
What are you, eight years old? Why do you still like Pokémon?
WeaverSka 16
Coming from the 16 year old kid spending his time judging other people on the internet. I'm guessing you play Black Ops too? Or are you more into NBA or Fifa? Cause playing Pokemon is childish, but the video games you play are TOTALLY different... And if you respond to this, then I know that you're immature and dumb because why else would you be checking these kind of sites regularly if not to troll people?
jjjaks 0
Totally agree, dude
Yeshua_fml 19
I would proudly proclaim that throughout all the land if I were you. I'm serious.
seraphxchild 3
I whole heartedly agree
Kendall_Cali97 8
You must have a VERY interesting class...
moselhorn17 0
I LOOOOOOVE POKEMON!!!!!
xgirlofglassx 4
HOW IS THIS AN FML?
xgirlofglassx 4
HOW IS THIS AN FML?
mrahhhhh 21
That theme will be the very best, like no one's ever was!
Chibipanda 1
Omfg. I love pokemon :D that's amazing