Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of 4 years is sleeping with my ex of 7 years. Yesterday, she showed up to court as a witness for him and lied on the stand to try to get the protection order dropped. She's on the lease, so I have to live with this snake for 2 more months. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
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Top comments
Glowworm56 27
"Um, guys? Can you stop making out for just one second so I can retrieve my food from the microwave?"
raven_of_azarath 35
Moved on or not, most people generally don't care to see their exes again.
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Glowworm56 27
"Um, guys? Can you stop making out for just one second so I can retrieve my food from the microwave?"
hugtrees13 16
So what's the problem? If you've moved on there shouldn't be a problem, are they not allowed to date your exes or something?
raven_of_azarath 35
Moved on or not, most people generally don't care to see their exes again.
Suaria 38
I've moved on from my ex and in a much happier relationship now. I still wouldn't want to see my ex all the time.
Isa_fml 20
It's still inconsiderate and disrespectful.
ashily24 12
My only problem is I'd wonder if they were doing anything behind my back. Then I'd stuff my face with noodles and not care. Food is love. Food is life.
Regulate 21
You didn't have to navigate around them to put said noodles in the microwave though? How long did they take to heat?
raven_of_azarath 35
I think the better question is how long did it take the roommate and new bf to feel the heat?
jfsiv 17
Not cool on your roommates part, unless you agreed ahead of time that it was ok for him to come over.
RichardPencil 32
I hope your noodle-grabbing took place before theirs began. You don’t want to be reminded of that Gotye classic lyric, “just some noodle that I used to grab.”
davecross 11
Today I "accidentally" spilled boiling hot tea I my roommate and ex while they were getting it on
skippydoda 32
Should've taken the time to reminisce about the old times with your ex.
xelarea 14
"I remember when you and I used to do that" Sit on the couch and slurp those noodles. Make them as uncomfortable as possible since they seem so keen on doing it to you. I mean, I would.. Then again, my ex was a ******* nut job and I'd do anything to get the creep away from me and keep him away.