Today, I found out that my roommate of 4 years is sleeping with my ex of 7 years. Yesterday, she showed up to court as a witness for him and lied on the stand to try to get the protection order dropped. She's on the lease, so I have to live with this snake for 2 more months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Today, I found my now ex was cheating on me, after two years. and planning on leaving me with all the bills and the lease to the new place I'd got with her. She still wants house keys. FML
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
Today, I found out when my new roommate said she was self-employed, she really meant unemployed. She insists that I let her stay for free or she will file a sexual assault case against me. Rent is due on the 10th. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
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real life problems 26
I don't know where all these people keep finding such dysfunctional friends and families but it makes me appreciate mine. 🤔
Charlie Given 28
Also since it's seems that this guy was abusive since a PPO was necessary he's only using her to get to you, typical abuser behavior for control of you ,watch yourself get some pepper spray or a gun and let landlord know what is going on legally you can get out of lease if your personal safety is at risk.
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real life problems 26
I don't know where all these people keep finding such dysfunctional friends and families but it makes me appreciate mine. 🤔
Boyufd 25
well for the next two months, you better find a new roommate and new a place to live
llostinreality 19
I feel like a follow up is definitely needed.
Charlie Given 28
Well for one let the judge know there dating and ya have a chance to make her life hell for betraying your friendship 😈
Charlie Given 28
Also since it's seems that this guy was abusive since a PPO was necessary he's only using her to get to you, typical abuser behavior for control of you ,watch yourself get some pepper spray or a gun and let landlord know what is going on legally you can get out of lease if your personal safety is at risk.
RichardPencil 32
On the bright side, snakes don’t have fingernails, so you won’t get a beer bottle surprise in 2 months.
MorganHex 28
you could sub lease your room and find a new place to live
Justine Malang 16
Omg she crazy as hell
tounces7 28
7 years and he's still trying to screw with your life? Time to move to a new state and change your name.
kazekai8 11
I have very little friends mostly a lone wolf with a couple of tryst over the years during my travels. So I only see only one or two drama over my high school and college years over stupid *****.