Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
That should be fun. Hopefully it wasn't a bad break-up between you and your ex. You're just going to have to learn to be civil if nothing else.
FFML_314 12
Don't act like it bothers you. Be civil and don't bring up the past. You should be just fine. Unless you're hiding something from your current boyfriend that your ex boyfriend might tell him.
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Cinn_fml 23
That should be fun. Hopefully it wasn't a bad break-up between you and your ex. You're just going to have to learn to be civil if nothing else.
schwancy 2
Awesome! They can exchange stories!
piepieburger 0
I feel more sorry for your ex than I do for you
TashaLenaKitty 0
Oh man,how awkward is that?! FYL
amunnra 14
I disagree. It mostly depends on the way the break-up went and who broke up. Who knows, maybe OP cheated on him after which he got mad and dumped her? In that case, I would say YDI, honestly. In cases like these, people should say how it happened.
arieelxx 0
"threesome anyone!?"
lucy_moff09 0
awkies
FFML_314 12
Don't act like it bothers you. Be civil and don't bring up the past. You should be just fine. Unless you're hiding something from your current boyfriend that your ex boyfriend might tell him.
knibbsy 4
She's hiding her big 'ol ****. That's right, I said ****. ****. The word seems to have a bit of shock factor, whereas other words such as penis and dick don't have any such factor. So please, use **** every chance you get...Hey OP, YDI for having a ****! I hope your new boyfriend likes your ****. ****. It's a funny word after you look at it in writing for a while and say it a few times. Nice ****, OP! ****.
FerrariCake 2
24... you need therapy to get over your unhealthy obsession with ****
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
awkward moose. lol, hopefully you two can pretend to get along.
mnky9 0
it's awkward turtle....
yuhimjesus 0
bahahaha #9 fail unless canada, eh?
sleepyhungry93 0
wtf is a akward moose?
SadinSherman 16
A Moose that ruins all the jokes and spills the punch
romskiies 0
You should have hot steamy sex in the dorm, if you wanna be a bitch about it.
BagleHead 6
sounds like the start to a threesome... or a ****... either one really
Lisimal 7
Two camels in a tiny car!