Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, my ex, who “didn’t believe in posting our relationship on social media”, has no problem posting his new girlfriend and showing her off. He acts like he won a very valuable prize with her, and I was left in the shadows for the whole year we dated. FML
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IceeCreamm 7
And that's why she's your ex.
ICATiger 13
Wow she's so desperate she has to hire a stripper.... I'd say you dodged a bullet
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Comments (207)
HandsomeRatch 20
FYL because you once dated that ****.
indiiboo 0
You do realize, OP, the lovely gentlemen is only being nice to her because he is getting paid. Most men in that profession (not all but like totally most) are on the other of the street if ya know what I mean...lol ^_^
lezbitronic 7
That's what I said haha!!!;)
Okayitwasme 0
Get one of you and a female stripper and post.
beastlybeauty 4
you should've put "the stripper was my dad" at the end.
Colonel_Lexi 18
Post a picture of you kissing her hotter sister ;)
tinker9107 1
Print the picture send it to her parents and then delete and block her it will make you feel 100% better
Motron 0
You can do better bruh
amishfury 9
get a stripper to pose for a photo with you and post it on her wall
serenitychaos20 6
Sounds like she trying too hard to make you jelly, man. To make you feel better, she probably had to pay him, so he probably just did it for a quick buck. Also, you can do the same thing right back.
whoaxlove 0
I'm sorry I don't think I remember jealous being a food. Stop trying to sound cute; use the full word.
jkemp1984 10
Sounds like you're better off. Your ex needs to grow up. Be thankful you don't have to deal with that tomfoolery anymore.