Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, my ex, who “didn’t believe in posting our relationship on social media”, has no problem posting his new girlfriend and showing her off. He acts like he won a very valuable prize with her, and I was left in the shadows for the whole year we dated. FML
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IceeCreamm 7
And that's why she's your ex.
ICATiger 13
Wow she's so desperate she has to hire a stripper.... I'd say you dodged a bullet
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Comments (207)
stevenmer 2
That's when you post a cities on her wall of you kissing another dude " thanks honey you made me realize I'm gay:D"
ColtsDoug18 0
But that requires kissing another guy even when he's not gay... Not the brightest idea
stevenmer 2
But to piss a girl off it would be hahaha
Savra_fml 17
Steve, you have issues mate. A picture of OP and a girl doing the same as 17s picture would be better I think.
cysanleigh 13
I wouldn't be pissed if I found out my ex was now dating men. In fact I think I'd get a good laugh about it. Sorry, but that's the worst advice ever lol
indiiboo 0
LOL. I don't know what kindaa crack y'all are smokin' today, but steve's idear is brilliant! ;D
cysanleigh 13
I'm not sure I agree lol.
BarDownDaily 12
69- So you would kiss another guy, despite not being gay, post it on a friends Facebook wall for all to see. Just so that bitch of an ex girlfriend who you shouldn't care about anyway can see it. Ok good luck.
msjoyfull84 0
Maybe 69 is a desperate gay guy trying to get kissed, by someone other than his dog.
indiiboo 0
Lol...How is being called a gay guy an insult? XD It's like being called a unicorn..nothing wrong with it ^_^ and the only thing I am desperate for is peace! ;D and uh..Dogs are disgusting xD LOL. Thanks for making me laugh guyz ^_^
ColtsDoug18 0
Post a picture on her wall of you in the arms of a half-naked female stripper?
SAMMILLER098 2
Why not make it full on naked? Piss her off even more?
cysanleigh 13
Or maybe a picture of said naked stripper giving him a lap dance ! Id probably be pissed lol
fedora11 12
Or OP could just be the bigger person here and not do that. Besides if he does do that then his ex will realize what an asshole move that is.
cysanleigh 13
*or* it's a funny way to show the desperate ex of his, that he can play her stupid little games as well!
BlueFireHorizon 5
"If you argue with a fool, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
florido_fml 10
Why do you still have her on your Facebook?
cysanleigh 13
Why not? Up until that picture was posted maybe they were still civil enough be on one another's Facebook ? Besides, I'm sure we all enjoy checking out an exes profile at some time or another! And whoever says they don't like creeping an exes fb would be full of it lol!
ieatzombiebrains 0
Please, stop putting "lol" at the end of every post
yasmineo16 0
So she can see how much OP is happier without her :)
mattiscg 22
agreed
pinkcrayola 0
Mail it to her employer every time she tries to get a job.
Torch15 9
hahahahaha best reply ever
cysanleigh 13
But maybe her employment choices are sleazy bars and strip clubs. It would then be a victory on the exes part lol! I did LOL at your comment a bunch though!
SoSickWithIt 14
Can you please put on some pants and remove the toilet from your photo?... I try and read your comments but that's distracting me.
DocBastard 40
SoSickWithIt - try growing up and not acting like a dick. Everyone around you will appreciate it.
SoSickWithIt 14
Ahh! DocBastard said my user name! Had it been a positive comment I may have.... 0.o You don't get to know the rest. -____________________-
xxmel 6
So now she made herself look like a ***** ! Congrats to her.
GoW_Chick 15
So was his name Chip or Dale? Don't worry she was just showing you she's so desperate since you guys broke up, she now has to pay for the attention of the opposite sex.
indiiboo 0
His name was probably SnakeCharmer. ^_^
GoW_Chick 15
Wouldn't the ex be called snake charmer, and he would be called snake?
Capt_Awesome137 0
That just shows that you were the best she had and now has to get strippers. She mad herself look bad.
Capt_Awesome137 0
Made*
cysanleigh 13
Agreed!
desireev 18
How does 'getting strippers' make her look bad? The fact that she's so immature that she put a picture of herself with another man on his Facebook wall, regardless if the other man is a stripper or not, makes her look bad. "Strippers" aren't bad people or disgusting people or anything of the sort. Unless they are hookin' themselves out, then they're just another working individual who feels secure enough with themselves to keep desperate fools happy while making a shit-load of money. If it weren't for the people going into the strip clubs, then the dancers wouldn't be dancing. Now would they?
ThatGuyRory 9
118 - We get it, you like Strippers. Shut up already.
desireev 18
It isn't that I like strippers, I'm actually pretty insulted with how everyone is bashing them. 'Stripping' is a perfectly legal job. They're far better than drug dealers. And way better than the lazy people who sit on their ass and collect welfare. They, legitimately, make their money. Not illegally. So I'd really appreciate it if you didn't tell me to shut up. I'm simply defending the people who don't deserve to be bashed!
HairyPunisher 27
Since you're clearly still upset about the break up and she clearly wants to hurt you emotionally then why the hell didn't you delete her off of Facebook? She threw the first grenade. Fight back!
Savra_fml 17
Write a description for the picture "$20/hour, and I'm not talking about the stripper. 555-EASY-GIRL. Free shot for first 50 callers". Then share. She is your ex, so FHL.
sierra142 19
brilliant!
cysanleigh 13
If we're going that far, may as well print out a few copies and discretely hang them up on local bulletin boards lol
msjoyfull84 0
That would be epic!!!!
bitter3ulogy 0
You sir are a genius.
maryam8869 7
You should unfriend and block her ..