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Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML

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tinker9107 1

Was it that boring ?

thisisafunnyname 12

Maybe instead of "get out more" you should say "get it in more"

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jillianmathers12 13

That's awful! You really need to get out more!

MrBoredGuy 1

And cheat? Is that what you're getting at?

BarDownDaily 12

1- Nope. That does not apply in this situation.

thisisafunnyname 12

Maybe instead of "get out more" you should say "get it in more"

moop256 10

Well you need to get out a little before you go in again ;)

zombiegold 23

I hope she was thinking about hot dogs.

periwinkle95 10

Now that's what I call multitasking!

HahaHokayThen 10

Don't forget the condom-ints on the hot dog!

zombiegold 23

I bet she would really Relish it.

baconftw 9

Have dinner while having sex?

solid2dew 6

You're Assuming the person is in a relationship...might not be the case lol

msjoyfull84 0

First comment fail.

PhoenixDark1313 2

Doesn't matter had sex..

dav3800 7

31, I'm pretty sure OP is a woman: 1. She's thinking about what to cook 2. Someone is obviously doin' it wrong (wouldn't be her if she gets bored) 3. When does a man ever think of what he's gonna COOK while having sex? Common sense please. Wont kill you. Unless OP was using a *****... All this to say OP can't "get it in more"

Ray_of_midnight 23

Apparently her partner can't cut the mustard.

tinker9107 1

Was it that boring ?

moop256 10

Why am I reminded if an episode of Seinfeld were George combines food and sex?

TexasMud 8

Nah not boring, the OP just likes to think about hot dogs while making love.

cradle6 13

Maybe I'll have spaghetti for dinner! Noooo, cause then I'd have to go to the grocery store.

RrLSf19 0

Sounds like someone needs to find a way to reignite the spark! ;)

Icecream93 4

@71 Jenna Marbles

cradle6 13

Thank you 92. I'm glad someone recognized my pointless reference.

detroitsucks247 3

You are the perfect woman if you are one, from sex straight to cooking!

somebody_special 9

71- if its for spaghetti, go to the store and get that delicious pasta

scarletchamber 0

lol Jenna marbles

andyyroxx 20

*Insert sexist joke here about how it's always on her mind because they're having sex in the kitchen*

jessesgirl14 16

Time to spice up the sex life! Grab a cosmo magazine and read all their tricks!

JacobWithaY 5

Cook some French fries (if you're a woman). Cook some, whatever women like (if you're a man).

rattusrattus 19

Cosmo magazine tricks: floss his penis! Rub your underwear over your breasts! Wrap a belt around his thighs to give him a bigger erection (and gangrene)! Feed him blackberry jam! Run your knickers under hot water and wrap it round his phallus! Have sex on a skateboard! And, uh... "She made me breakfast in the morning. She said 'Good morning, babe' and gave me two egg-and-cheese breakfast sandwiches. I had a boner from here to Africa." Wat. I do enjoy a good Cosmopolitan snarking. Oh, and Jacyb, I like french fries too, I'm a woman, but as I'm an English woman I call them 'chips'.

happle 21

48- What the ****. O.o

Johnny6speed 0

Really Cosmo? I could go and write a 20 page paper on how the horribly bad ideas, out number the semi-good ones. I alway wondered where women got these strange and sometimes stupid ideas about men. Now I know. And yes I know because I actually read them while waiting in line at the store and yes I am a man and yes I love me some ******.

Almighty_Chris97 6

34 - of course OP is a woman, otherwise they wouldn't even consider cooking in the first place.

rattusrattus 19

These aren't the stupid ideas about men, these are the stupid ideas about sex. The stupid ideas about relationships, men, romance et cetera: - There are clear spheres for 'male' and 'female' - One should never openly state what you want in a relationship - If a man goes down a woman's phone, it's STALKING! But if a woman goes down a man's phone, it's a little bit naughty (teehee!) *rattus pukes* - Gay/Bisexual people exist, but they couldn't be you or your friends (however, fantasising about other women is SO NAUGHTY, teehee!) - All men want the same things - All men are unintellectual, hormone-driven and impulsive Oh, and they're ****-shamers, victim-blamers and dicators of women's behaviors and appearances. All under the guise of 'helpful tips'. And there's a surprising amount of male gaze for a women's magazine.

rattusrattus 19

65 - The one with the breakfast sandwiches is included because it sent me into a lot of WTF-induced giggling. This is a man not allowed into Subway, of McDonald's before 10am, methinks.

msjoyfull84 0

The only thing me and my man use Cozmo for is starting campfires.

nonamericandolla 6

Cosmo has awesome tips for sex!

farhil 14

127, your pic is shameful. I see many people in church every sunday fatter than that guy. Religion has little to do with it.

Ray_of_midnight 23

If I could give you 10,000 thumbs-up I would. Cosmo is absolutely the worst thing to happen to women's and men's sex lives, like, ever.

kalbrek009 20

Cosmo has no REAL tricks....just lame tips leading many to waste money on that magazine in hopes of learning something new...if she wants REAL advice or tips, she should look online for ideas or check out a copy of the Kama sutra from a library, also there's an app for that..500 sex positions.

scarletchamber 0

wow that was the dumbest comment I have ever read

wegohardd 8

You seem bored...

Torva_fml 16

What a genius conclusion! I bet your nickname is einstein at school, huh?

periwinkle95 10

4- your picture makes me think that you seem bored.

haw008 14

She goes hard

PRpandaz 6

It seems your husband needs to work a little harder....

KeyboardWarrior 10

I think it would be more of an FML is OP WAS the husband.

Morgan65 5

Pfff puertorican panda

aruam365 24

Nah she just needs to teach an old dog some new tricks... ;)

drawmesunshine 17

Did you cook up some bangers and mash?

anakaren_831 1

She made a delicious steak and stuffed it with ruffies.

drawmesunshine 17

And I bet they had some spotted dick for dessert.

chocoloco_222 0

Typical life of a woman! I was doing the same thing last week

HetaliaFreak 10

^asshole

Cinn_fml 23

If it was a one off, then there's no real problem, just a weird moment. If you often get that bored during sex, maybe it's time to try spicing it up with your partner. Communicate!

Volleyball1o 0

Maybe you and your partner need to spice things up, learn some new tricks.

Savra_fml 17

Mate, your wife is really pissed off with you. She has been on here recently saying you wear dirty underwear and pick your nose while she gives you head! Put in a bit of an effort, but not by saying "do you want steak or fish for dinner?" during sex. Is it really that bad? FYL anyway.