Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, my ex, who “didn’t believe in posting our relationship on social media”, has no problem posting his new girlfriend and showing her off. He acts like he won a very valuable prize with her, and I was left in the shadows for the whole year we dated. FML
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IceeCreamm 7
And that's why she's your ex.
ICATiger 13
Wow she's so desperate she has to hire a stripper.... I'd say you dodged a bullet
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Comments (207)
LynniePooh 6
Is that her way of making you jealous? Lawl
The_SkyCantLimit 5
That's when you say something witty like, " considering he's a stripper, you probably had to pay top dollar to get your picture taken with him."
wooley29 8
Delete it and move on. There are plenty of other future exes out there!
Mitch_Connor 11
That's sad how she had to pay a stripper do so in the first place. She's pathetic.
perdix 31
Which half was naked? I'm so literal that I literally hate the term "half-naked" -- a guy wearing a pair of shorts is 85-90% naked. When describing a man, we need to know if the **** and balls are showing. (With a woman, it's nipples and vulva.) OP, please be more specific, so we can tailor our comments accordingly.
Minx108 12
I agree 'half naked' does not sound promising for a stripper. Im merely picturing a shirtless guy here ...which is no more than what I've been confronted with in a park on a hot day..
GoW_Chick 15
Did he offer you free candy too, or am I the only one that happens to ...?
maryam8869 7
So he may not be a stripper :/
HairyPunisher 27
Seriously?
TheJester12 15
1st comment I think I have ever seen perdix thumbed down for. something must have gone incredibly wrong in the fml world
Cartera 10
there's one where he had like -89 because me made a severely inappropriate comment.
maryam8869 7
He*
kittySplash 0
That's mean she's an little girl
cysanleigh 13
That means she's a little girl? Or that's mean, she's a little girl? I'm having trouble understanding :(
becare 3
aw that's messed up.
x3ShanTastic 0
Comment on the picture "So you had to pay someone to date you?"
DocBastard 40
This seems like a winning situation for you. You can say you dumped her because she's a *****, and she's already proven it to the world. She's done all the work for you!
cysanleigh 13
Agree!
cysanleigh 13
She's so obviously crying out for your attention by posting a picture like that on your wall! Change your settings so she can still see everything but disable her from posting on your wall lol! I guess she's an ex for a reason eh? Good thing your found out she's a hooker now rather then later!