Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, my ex, who “didn’t believe in posting our relationship on social media”, has no problem posting his new girlfriend and showing her off. He acts like he won a very valuable prize with her, and I was left in the shadows for the whole year we dated. FML
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IceeCreamm 7
And that's why she's your ex.
ICATiger 13
Wow she's so desperate she has to hire a stripper.... I'd say you dodged a bullet
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Comments (207)
Dajucy1 7
Just be glad he wasn't fully naked
kristidgranger 3
I would like the photo to piss her off
Ninetales247 2
Shes a prostitute
urbanrules86 2
Send it to her parents with the caption "Party time! Love you guys!"
Karmasabiych 7
That's so bitchy of her good thing she's your ex
biggestfan23 11
She prolly still has feelings for you if she's doing that
cysanleigh 13
Or just being a bitch?
rhysfucker 24
**** as many of her friends as you can.
cysanleigh 13
That might accomplish pissing her off but is that really worth being a bigger ***** then she is with a few STI's ? That advice is more shallow then his ex is IMO…
chels1994 11
Was that supposed to make you jealous? A male stripper? That just shows that she's desperate in my opinion
Johnny6speed 0
You should just pee on her. Trust me, it makes all things right again
ajogden 0
amen!
wes04ram1500 6
Women can be assholes too. Just get her best friend drunk and in bed then send the ex that pic.