Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, my ex, who “didn’t believe in posting our relationship on social media”, has no problem posting his new girlfriend and showing her off. He acts like he won a very valuable prize with her, and I was left in the shadows for the whole year we dated. FML
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IceeCreamm 7
And that's why she's your ex.
ICATiger 13
Wow she's so desperate she has to hire a stripper.... I'd say you dodged a bullet
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Comments (207)
hippychik123 6
Haha I did the same thing last year!!
maackenzie 9
Clearly she's desperate to make you jealous.
samanthajonesdru 1
I also agree with 115. I am a dancer myself. Im not a dropout, I speak and write 4 languages and travelled the world. I have kids I need to feed. Any of you little tweens been to the grocery store lately checked out the food prices. Hey its not easy. I have a business I'm trying to get on its feet, and dancing, with the flexibilty and ability to make someone's one week paycheque in a few hours gives me the option of actually spending time with my kids and get my business going so I don't have to milk these old farts for money for the rest of my life. I never slept with any one of my clients, and thats what keeps them coming back. If I gave it up, where would the mystery and fantasy be? Men need a service (sometimes women) and I'll gladly provide it. Yes I'm a horny ****, but I got the last laugh.
zuzupetalsYO 11
She's still on your FB? O and btw, it's ONLY facebook!
ALesserIvy 2
Who cares, honestly, she's probably getting back at you for being a shirt boyfriend, otherwise you'd still be with her
mama2b3 20
Delete her desperate, pathetic,sorry ass. She's obviously not over you since she's working so hard to upset you. You're better off op
ALesserIvy 2
And when did a girl going to see a male stripper make her a *****/****/tramp, what kind of prude thought that shit up
madeinafrica 1
Two options: firstly comment on the pic with a link to an STI education site or secondly and most recommended, don't respond at all. The opposite of love is not hate, its indifference.
radiculous 1
Now.... That's why you take nudie pictures of your girlfriend while going out... So you can get back at the bitch.. And then some...
KiddNYC1O 22
What is this Facebook you speak of??