limeñaconmalasuerte
Peru
Today, the guy I have a crush on invited me over to his house. I was nervous and excited, until I found out that he really just wanted me to clean it. Apparently, my friends from the university told him that was my job and he believed them. FML
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Liv3ForTh3Kill 4
Did you set him straight, or did you mop the floor with him?
RichardPencil 32
Lots of guys end up ******* the cleaning lady. Looks like you've... *wait on it* got it maid.
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Liv3ForTh3Kill 4
Did you set him straight, or did you mop the floor with him?
RichardPencil 32
Lots of guys end up ******* the cleaning lady. Looks like you've... *wait on it* got it maid.
Sierra Dawn Worrix 7
Sounds like you need some new friends
ThrottleJockey 36
Did you at least wear the French maid outfit?
turnabouttrial 21
Kinda sounds like your friends were trying to set you guys up
bigtwobah 6
Sounds like you are all washed up
amarie2009 22
So ask for 300 bucks and clean his house, easy money!
joshszz_fml 27
Go clean his house and make it a weekly thing. Slowly move your stuff in, one item at a time. Integrate. Refuse to leave when he realised what's going on. Throw a fit and claim to be carrying his baby when he tries to call the cops on you. Show the cops your stuff in his house and make them believe he is just trying not to take responsibility for the pregnancy. Kiss and make up. Enjoy your new life!
ThongWarrior 17
You need to plan my whole life
natiaresi 16
Your friends are horrible
realsis 6
This is awful.i dated a guy once that would leave and do who knows what while he expected me to clean his house. I realized how crappy this was and the next time he asked me to clean his house I told him I couldnt I was busy cleaning my own house. He finally got it.