Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my estranged, psycho ex called me ten times and left belligerent messages because I didn't send him anything for his birthday yesterday like I used to. This is the same man who never gave me a birthday gift, text, or even a Happy Birthday wish during our 7 years together. FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my psychotic, very jealous ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and punched a male store clerk who was helping me look for azaleas in a garden center. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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pjsr 33
A restraining order would make a great birthday present!
iBanana 17
WE WERE TOGETHER FOR 8 WEEKS. I BOUGHT HER A STUFFED HIPPO FOR BIRTHDAY. WHAT DID SHE GET FOR MY BIRTHDAY? NOTHING!!!!!!!
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Comments (96)
Witchylady 18
Who cares what your boss thinks. It's none of his damn business. As for psycho boyfriend you maybe should have got him a gift card to see a shrink. Good luck
DarkArbiter5555 10
Tell your boss the real story, then go buy some pepper spray. Good luck OP
kissmeImawkward 17
what normal guy comes to your work yelling and crying because you didn't get him a birthday present? and your boss should've listened to your explanation first..sorry OP..I hope that your ex will get his pills as a present as soon as possible
kelardy 11
20...... is he seriously stalking her on fml also?
HeyTherexxx 21
That was a joke. :) It's not her real ex.
TrinityNevada 11
I hope OP follows up on this and explains that Boss calls the cops when Dude shows up and that ... yeah, I had something similar happen when I was younger. Except it was an Evangelist who was stalking me to get me to re-join his church. That was annoying. He screamed about Jesus the whole time they were arresting him.
Sagan928 7
The next time he shows up, call the police.
benjamins39 12
Impressed you didn't give him something to really cry about
HeyTherexxx 21
This needs a follow-up.
vietmanx 10
How are you doing that with your eyes? lol
HeyTherexxx 21
It's just a weird talent/ability. :)
vietmanx 10
lol do you have a glass eye?
LatvianPride 16
You are..
vietmanx 10
Please don't ever take him back lol