Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my estranged, psycho ex called me ten times and left belligerent messages because I didn't send him anything for his birthday yesterday like I used to. This is the same man who never gave me a birthday gift, text, or even a Happy Birthday wish during our 7 years together. FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my psychotic, very jealous ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and punched a male store clerk who was helping me look for azaleas in a garden center. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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pjsr 33
A restraining order would make a great birthday present!
iBanana 17
WE WERE TOGETHER FOR 8 WEEKS. I BOUGHT HER A STUFFED HIPPO FOR BIRTHDAY. WHAT DID SHE GET FOR MY BIRTHDAY? NOTHING!!!!!!!
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Comments (96)
sempisaviour 17
Plot twist: YOU ARE ONE!
rocker_chick23 27
Explain to your boss that your ex is a crazy psycho.
cgruber34 3
Just make him a sandwich and you will be fine
menfearme 10
Maybe you could get him a gift certificate for a good psychologist? Tell him: Happy belated birthday, Nutjob! :)
menfearme 10
How about a card with a restraining order in it? Preferably one that plays a song like Jason Derulo's ridin solo. Lol
sempisaviour 17
Try Room 409 by Bullet for My Valentine. Jason Derulo is OK but he uses way too much autotune and he didn't even write that song, or any of them. But oh well. Nobody knows about this band I like other than like 5 million people, and that's not even that much.
Nymeria_fml 25
You're so hipster, sempisaviour...
sempisaviour 17
Ehh. Nobody seems to like rock anymore so yea
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
I do good sir. Room 409 happens to be one of my favourite songs
MonkeyBurgerMan 14
It's depressing when your sig other doesn't get you anything.. But since he's your ex FYL
mchmelev1993 10
Its time for you to get a restraining order!
sunshineb81 16
Seriously, get a restraining order. People are not allowed to harass you at your place of employment. Having visitors that disrupt the work place can get you in trouble. Stop him now before he does serious damage to your reputation or your employment status.
Echoa21 18
Fortunately you can't get fired for being an asshole
worldclassrager 41
Restraining order