Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my estranged, psycho ex called me ten times and left belligerent messages because I didn't send him anything for his birthday yesterday like I used to. This is the same man who never gave me a birthday gift, text, or even a Happy Birthday wish during our 7 years together. FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my psychotic, very jealous ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and punched a male store clerk who was helping me look for azaleas in a garden center. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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Top comments
pjsr 33
A restraining order would make a great birthday present!
iBanana 17
WE WERE TOGETHER FOR 8 WEEKS. I BOUGHT HER A STUFFED HIPPO FOR BIRTHDAY. WHAT DID SHE GET FOR MY BIRTHDAY? NOTHING!!!!!!!
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Comments (96)
thelittlemissy 29
"How would you like a nice can of whoop ass?"
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
Get him a restraining order for his birthday. I'm sure he'll appreciate it
IxEaTxZoMBieZ 7
You should be ashamed
oddities 20
Please tell me you mean for dating a psycho. I mean, even then, you're being stupid. You know, since most people hide their crazy until they've got you.
skychu 18
#27, *whoosh* You hear that, that was the sarcasm going straight over your head
ryan4723 24
#36 even if 13 was being sarcastic he wasn't funny.
SirTalkaton 22
Give him a coupon to Babies 'R' Us
sempisaviour 17
#14 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA win.
Rainhawk94 27
Shut up ^
weveallbeenthere 30
that's pathetic on his part, bet he did it to embarrass you.
flootershy 7
Is he now your ex, or was he before this incident? That's what will determine if you are truly an ass.
TheLadyOpal 30
"Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago..."
rocker_chick23 27
"Broke up with over a month ago." Reading comprehension is your friend.
jmcr 27
Now are you an ass or your lack of reading comprehension makes you seem like an ass?
blueboy154 12
Retraining order on Its way
sapphiregirly 11
I kinda like the use of retraining here. 'cause the psycho ex needs to be retrained as well as restrained! (-:
vlalam 24
Sorry OP, but u can fix it by talking to you boss and making sure he is not allowed into ur office premises again
mob_69 9
How old is he for him to be crying
sempisaviour 17
Probably 10 or under. Or he's just a bigger emo than me...which is kinda hard (although I don't cut and I don't have that floppy thing.)
Poppy8127 15
So now you have to be a certain age to cry?
SnowFangedBeauty 19
Get him a slap for gis birthday B)