Today, my psychotic, very jealous ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and punched a male store clerk who was helping me look for azaleas in a garden center. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Dodger
Today, I went to the grocery store and saw my ex with her new partner. I tried to hide from them, but ended up getting locked in the store after closing time. I had to call security to let me out. FML
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Violence is never the answer
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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TrippingOnAcid 29
It's time to apply for a restraining order
allie2590 31
You found the azaleas, he found an assault charge.
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TrippingOnAcid 29
It's time to apply for a restraining order
saba_ajira 29
In the end, it really is just a piece of paper
TrippingOnAcid 29
It's a start at least
weveallbeenthere 30
a restraining order only works if the person is afraid of going to jail.
TrippingOnAcid 29
And once they breach the restraining order there are consequences
gracehi 33
Yeah, a restraining order only works if the person is afraid of going to jail, but now he can go to jail just for calling her or showing up at her house. He can go to jail before he hits someone else.
howsthisforaname 34
A restraining order is the best way to go. Even if he isn't afraid of jail he can't hassle you if he is in there. It jump starts the legal process.
King_Nero 15
#1 the clerk could also press charges against him. That would keep him away from her.
metalhead88 9
No need he's probably going to jail for punching the guy
howsthisforaname 34
He might get out on bail. A restraining order means bail is canceled if he breaks it.
incoherentrmblr 22
I take it he was looking for Violets. Sorry, I mean violence...
cadillacgal79 32
Screw the restraining order. OP needs to carry around a glock, and if he comes anywhere near her, fire of a warning shot.
sweetbliss3 37
warning shot nothing. she just needs to shoot him.
doctorhook86 25
#57: I was gonna ask how you came to have such a callous disregard for human life, but then I checked your profile and saw that you're 13 and therefore have no perspective on anything. OP's psycho ex is psycho and needs to be dealt with, but trying to kill somebody is never an appropriate response. Your attitude is naive, dangerous, and completely absurd. Best of luck with puberty!
doctorhook86 25
#57: Sincerest apologies. I ran your post together with #59 and presumed you meant more violence than you did, when you specified a warning shot. My bad for reading badly. Still don't think guns are a good suggestion though.
gracehi 33
Warning shots are a bad idea. They're illegal, not to mention dangerous. You could hurt or kill an innocent bystander with a falling bullet or ricochet. Never fire your weapon unless you mean to hit a specific target. You're actually much more likely to go to jail for firing a warning shot than for shooting and killing someone. In Florida it's illegal just to brandish your weapon. Guns are extremely dangerous, and should not be treated casually. Their purpose is to kill, not to intimidate. That being said, considering how violent OP's ex is, I think it would actually be a good idea for OP to carry a gun, with the proper licensing and training, of course. It could save her life. And if her ex is the type of guy who attacks strangers because he's suffering from the delusion of having property rights to another human being, then I'm less concerned about persevering his life, and more concerned about the safety of those around him.
cadillacgal79 32
62: I don't really appreciate that last sentence.....it makes me feel like as though I'm being treated as a child, when in reality I'm smart and mature unlike the other girls in my grade who have their boobs and asses hanging out :/
cadillacgal79 32
I also don't have a disregard for human life, I myself have dealt with a couple of stalkers myself over social media (not exactly the same as OPs situation) I feel very violated if someone like OPs boyfriend was clinging onto me, if not a shot, then pepper spray.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Apply for a restraining order
TrippingOnAcid 29
I'm sorry, I don't know how this happened/how to delete it
allie2590 31
You found the azaleas, he found an assault charge.
Shiny_nickels 14
Good one
XSeraphinX 18
All in the same aisle!
chadermcchaf 16
Who dat who dat
weveallbeenthere 30
You need to carry pepper spray. Along with a restraining order, but that's only a piece of paper.
Googolman 29
Yes... a piece of paper that will put him in jail if he goes close to the OP. Even if he's willing to breach the order, he won't be able to go close to her once he's locked up.
Peacelove0404 26
If he can't buy you flowers, no one can.
Lct1196 31
Well at least you had the sense to dump him
Shiny_nickels 14
That's sad that he followed you to a flower shop OP, you should get a restraining order if he does it again...
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Yes, wait for him to *keep* stalking her and thump any random male she interacts with. Makes sense.
christina3466 17
Now that's commitment
ashyknees 13
No that's ******* crazy
shivamb 19
Obsessive much?
awkwardmess 26
File a restraining order.