Whta? How? Why?

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

Unfair!

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML