Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, I had a dictation test. The whole classroom was silent, but I suddenly needed to fart. Not to break the silence, I wanted to fart slowly in the hope it would be silent. It didn't make the fart less obvious, it just made it longer, so that everyone noticed and started laughing. FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
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Offensive_fml 4
Tell the teacher to let you go to the bathroom, step outside, fart and come back in >.>.
DontModMeDammit 10
At lease you didn't shart.
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Offensive_fml 4
Tell the teacher to let you go to the bathroom, step outside, fart and come back in >.>.
bubble25_fml 5
either way, having to fart during class hours stinks.
fairygirl88 5
but if leave and come in to quick people are gonna think you didn't wash your hands. so bring pencils to lodge in the roof for 2 mins:)
braasilianx0 4
thats what bathrooms are for, unless your teacher is a total bitch, fart as much as you'd like in class, so she'll start letting people go to the bathroom.
VEVO_fml 0
smile and wink to whoever stares at you ;)
strizz18 0
I wonder how it tasted
PurpleRae420 0
how embarassing i did that before but i was playing with a chair and I just so happened to be sitting next to my crush
NightForever 2
In both of the high schools I went to in New York, the bathrooms were locked the first and last 10 minutes of class to avoid kids going in there and smoking/talking on their cellphones/texting/or just clogging them. If you asked to go then, they'd tell you to wait till the 10 minutes were up, go during lunch, or if it were an emergency, to go to the nurse. Also, you had to sign a sheet to get out of the classroom, and you had to bring a hall pass with you. You also weren't allowed to go to the bathroom if you went once a day, like, every day during that particular class. This guy wouldn't have made it in time if he were in my shoes. :P
iranoutofnames 6
Some teachers won't let you leave. I know I had bitch teachers that wouldn't let anyone leave unless you were throwing up or something.
ColdplaySucks 18
Timing farts require skill. it doesn't always come when you want it to.
josiej0j0 0
Who cares..? Everyone farts so I don't know why people act like it's gross.. Haha!
ShyAnn29 15
so true, everyone farts!
Aim4thebullseye 4
thats a shitty situation
Saltime 0
Don't even ******* start those "shitty situation" puns.
swimchica22 0
75- because they loved it? I didn't notice until now!!
Cokie_the_Clown 5
The OP should have coughed after he/she farted.
Cokie_the_Clown 5
The OP should have coughed after they farted.
Cokie_the_Clown 5
Sorry about the second comment, FML is being homosexual and not posting my comments.
BossDavyy 0
58 - tl;dr
rocketeer_97 1
53- i haven't seen ONE of your comments get thumed up. im pretty sure that should be telling you to shut the **** up.
modelmefamous 0
trust me, it happens all the time. if it makes you feel better in fourth grade I farted and sneezed at the same time when it was completely silent and everyone just stared at me.
Ronnie_loves_you 11
If you're a girl you can just get a pad and tell the teacher you have your period. They'll let you go but you have to be careful because they're not gonna believe you have your period every week lmfao
MikalaHart 4
You mean a stinky situation
terminator689 0
what's OP??
totalcoolkid 1
that sucks, what about girls though? :s
gmc_blossom 21
I myself wondered the same thing. o.O
CorinnaHEY 6
that leads to pooping
IronZombie 0
rule #1 dude always cough over your own farts.. just in case.. for insurance
Uramonkey 11
Because OP loooves his farts :)
DontModMeDammit 10
At lease you didn't shart.
MrSassypants 34
Or set off a stink bomb during a two hour exam... or maybe OP did...
BShady96 0
hehe the two fmls might just be connected...
smellymellyy 7
haaaaha! they actually might be
IWarnedYou 0
#26 your picture scares me.
BabbiiLovvee 0
55 I agree with u
volley4eva1698 0
I can't tell if it's a human or some kind of fish-like bug
Alicia17C 2
or sneeze fart. that's really embarrassing. lol
LoveForNerd2 0
115- Ew? There was this guy in my 5th grade class who could fart on command and my stupid teacher made me sit with him 2/3 of the freaking year..
BigOrca 2
I agree. If u sharted then u would of run home.
Topygrl21 8
83- I LOVE ur pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JennaJustLauqhed 0
Well, that sounds embarrassing!
volley4eva1698 0
I dont hear anything
smurfsarwales 9
oh hey luv rap and em 2:) and vegetables :D do ya play an instrument?
hudson155 0
How's this an FML? So you farted, it's a part of life. seriously why would you think your life is ****** just cause people heard you fart??
BossDavyy 0
I don't see no ninja!
volley4eva1698 0
ninjas are invisible smartie
BShady96 0
114 -gotta open ur eyes wider!
Topygrl21 8
143- ROFLMAO
KARMAREBEL 0
I STILL CAN'T SEE IT
doom2 8
hahaha that happened to a kid in my 5th grade class... it happens. just try to laugh it off :P
marivic 0
if you laugh people will be like , eww thats not funny ur grost , or something :p
Lexiloulynn 2
You spelled gross wrong. That just one out of seven mistakes in that so-called sentence. Go back to first grade, then you can tell us what to do. Toodles!:)
jakezanerd 0
that's*. how ironic...
enonymous 9
You look mature for being in the 5th grade. By next year I predict you'll be able to buy beer and the year after that you'll be able to get your senior citizens discount.
MizzErikaHart 8
damn some people take grammar very seriously. it's so funny how irked people get.
IHATETROLLSS 0
43- get a life
hollylollyxoxo 0
enonymous- she didn't say she was in the 5th grade! UGH stupid people piss me off
MaskedAspen 6
43 - yet you still got almost as many thumb downs as her.
rocketeer_97 1
it's called sarcasm ! UGH stupid people piss me off
qwacktastick 8
43 - Wow, get a ******* life! Just because she accidentally spelled gross wrong doesn't mean you have to be a bitch about it. You spelled "that's" wrong. You're a dumbass and you should be ashamed of yourself for making a mistake. Why don't you go back to third grade and learn about conjunctions.
bservi 0
That happened to me once in 3rd grade, I was having a hurting stomach so I pushed too hard to let gas out and it all came out at once, it was so loud and it was also in dead silence! lol
KARMAREBEL 0
I USUALLY JUST PRETEND TO PRESS ON MY NOSE AND SAID"who fart?"(only when it's smelling)
Snowstar 0
Well... I'd like to say "Not a big deal." But I'd get thumbed down. So, FYL.
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, its the thought that counts; that's part of why you're voted down.
KiddNYC1O 22
Woah. disregard that last comment. Thank you.
IHATETROLLSS 0
karma, bitch
zuzupetalsYO 11
#6~just wondering...do you always base your decisions on what you think other people will think?
Snowstar 0
160- No. But with this crappy thumbing system, I HAVE to write what other people like or I'm hidden.
dagrathe 0
fail.
WiderWille 11
Thats probably because there are two outcomes of such an situation: No one notices it or everyone does. This site has a strong bias towards the latter one which doesn't mean that it is the average case.
MurphyS94 4
Um... I might be wrong, but I don't think the air bubble could reverse it's path and travel all the way back up through your intestines, stomach, and esophagus...
TheDrifter 24
Go for loud and rumbling, with a room clearing stench. If you get it, pure win. More likely you will fail and it will go unnoticed, win for everyone else.
pan1cked 0
I don't understand how people actually try and let out farts in public. at least go to the bathroom or something. we've all learned through this website that trying to silently let it out never happens the right way.
MrSassypants 34
Yes but people who are new to FML are goin to keep learning because there is going to be more of these.
zuzupetalsYO 11
and what exactly is "the right way"?
Alicia17C 2
we have also learned this from step brothers. good movie.
Winter247 2
Sharting is always fun.
cheerleader25 0
sharting..?
iSurf_fml 8
Just act like you don't care and people won't say anything. I think.....I haven't tested out my logic yet.
BraBrando 0
Nope doesn't work. Trail always leads back to you. I can never hide it.
BraBrando 0
Well, I'm retarded. I commented on the wrong thread.
GigaPudding_fml 24
You don't have to do everything to learn from your mistakes... You could have just watched some movies, because this is common, and learnt from them