Anonymous
Slippery Rock, United States
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pregz
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Whta? How? Why?
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
rune breaker
Unfair!
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
catt
Berlin, Germany
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Peepants
Huntsville, United States
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
1DisGR8
Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML
AcademicAdvisor
Boston, United States
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
1DisGR8
Toronto, Canada
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
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olpally 33
Sounds like urine for a long day op. FYL.
The_Big_Boss 20
Well.. Did it atleast cure your hiccups?
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MlleMC_fml 19
The best way to get rid of hiccups is either to hold your breath in or to breath really slowly until it goes away. It calms your diaphragm and thus stops the hiccups. ;)
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
It was all in good intentions. I'm sure your professor didn't do it on purpose.
otg11 3
psu tends to do that.
patterq 4
On the bright side, he sounds like a cool professor. Its always nice when you enjoy your professors lectures.
ulissey_fml 22
Fill up a glass with two thirds of water. tip it slightly , not towards you as usual, but the other way, as though you were letting someone opposite you drink from it ; Then slowly drink the water from the further side of the glass. It makes you bend over it and open your diaphragm, it's fun, it's fast and it never fails (if nothing else, it never fails to make your friends laugh). I taught my kids the trick, and they've never had that problem again.
caden_bro 9
I'm sure that's completely usable in the middle of a class.
sugoine 12
Eh, wait til you have a hysterectomy...then the fun really starts...
TogeBara 12
When I was in high school, after classes a bunch of the students sort of hang out in the band room while waiting for practice. One of the drummer's sister was hanging around and started righting on the board. I, in the teacher's voice, snuck up right behind her and whispered in her ear, "why are you writing on my chalkboard?" She screamed and ran out the room and into the teacher. She came back in and said it wasn't funny while laughing and then said, "I think I peed a little." Funniest shit.
djPanda 8
It could be worst you could have done it for no absolute reason
acrasia 5
Work your kegels.
Sputnikspak 13
That sucks a whole lot. I get terrible hiccups (the best is in the middle of the night, when my dog barks at me and wakes everyone up), but my usual method (fill a glass or bottle of water, bend forward at the waist, chug while bent over) works really fast. But FYL, indeed. =/