Anonymous
Slippery Rock, United States
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pregz
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Whta? How? Why?
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
rune breaker
Unfair!
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
catt
Berlin, Germany
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Peepants
Huntsville, United States
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
1DisGR8
Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML
AcademicAdvisor
Boston, United States
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
1DisGR8
Toronto, Canada
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Top comments
olpally 33
Sounds like urine for a long day op. FYL.
The_Big_Boss 20
Well.. Did it atleast cure your hiccups?
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Comments (79)
catharsis5 9
Please tell me it's not in the middle of class.
frozenfreeze 5
I bet the hiccups stopped once you peed on yourself though?
eddeeezzyy 19
At least you don't have to worry about going to the bathroom anymore...?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
A little pee came out when I was told I THINK I'm PREGNANT :(
daniel_dd31 13
At least the hiccups were gone right? No? Well I feel bad for you then.
worldclassrager 41
Well he has the right concept..maybe scaring does work for you...
heybigboy 11
What did he do?
Omniprism 15
Next you get hiccups. Breathe in and then out very slowly while pushing on your diaphragm.
tman1985 9
join the others and see yourself out
Folly_fml 12
*shrugs* perhaps you needed more cowbell.