Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML
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Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
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Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Respect should be earned
Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML
Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML
Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML
Such a gentleman
Today, I was trying to be polite by holding the door for an elderly lady in a shop. What I didn’t realise was that the doors were automatic. I ended up standing there awkwardly for a good 5 seconds, holding onto thin air, while she just smiled and walked by. A bloke behind me said, “The doors don’t need your help, mate.” FML
How very dare you?
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Pranks for all ages
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
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jipster 11
Some old people are just assholes.
emilyjgraham 34
Some people just look for excuses to shout and rant at something. I'm sure of it were a normal door you would have held it open for her! I swear people all over the place just want to use "Well, back in my day..." Keep doing what you're doing OP! :)
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Comments (106)
jipster 11
Some old people are just assholes.
whos_ur_daddy1 19
And obviously don't understand technology
Arrow44 10
Just grab her cart and shove it across the parking lot.
MichellinMan 20
^ that is such an evil thing to do to an old person, but so perfect for the scenario.
Judahsh 8
everything wrong with the older generation....
Misskreher 30
Some old people are batty and cranky all the time :/
Nordrag 26
Did you slip the word batty in there purely due to your profile pic? or am I making odd connections
LindsayxMoore 18
hah didn't even notice that till I read this.
Misskreher 30
I didn't mean to. It's turned out to be one of those unnoticed accidental puns!
TheAbstract 15
punintended.
emilyjgraham 34
Some people just look for excuses to shout and rant at something. I'm sure of it were a normal door you would have held it open for her! I swear people all over the place just want to use "Well, back in my day..." Keep doing what you're doing OP! :)
MCRaddict15 15
Even then, OP wasn't obligated to open the door for her. Sure, it's a nice gesture but really - not that many people do it nowadays unless it seems like the person needs help. Being old doesn't automatically reason for you to be an asshole.
Enslaved 38
I'm the same way, 69. Most of the time they don't even thank me. But I still continue to do it because I believe in the golden rule.(:
SmuggletheBudgie 15
Then again how often are you caught in a situation when you miscalculate how far the person is and you're left holding the door open for an awkwardly long period of time.. or maybe that's just me.
monnanon 14
no thats happened to me too or the other awkward door scenario where both of you go to open thr door but are too polite to go through before 5he other person resulting in an embarrasingly polite doorway stalemate.
nightbirdblue 27
#80 They call that a Canadian stand off.
BjgUsername 12
What a cranky old bitch
raddybear 11
Honestly the younger generation ( my generation) is bad. But saying that it is made out a lot worst then it actually is.
Welshite 40
Honestly, every generation has its degenerates. That doesn't make an entire generation bad.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Yep, because the shit happening now has never happened before.
SWC_Penguin 17
He's got a point. MY generation used to hold open automatic doors like civilized people.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
In my opinion, manners have gone down hill a bit. Not saying it's this generations fault or that ones, I think it's just the way the world is now. It's a helluva more fast paced place than it used to be and things like holding a door open or saying 'thank you', are starting to vanish. Older people are just more used to the way it was. I know when I hold the door open, some older ladies act like I'm ******* Jesus or something. We all need to be polite and well mannered, not just youngins, but everyone.
ptoka 20
I attempt to keep doors open for any person, older or younger than I. Simple things such as that do make the day better for the receiver of the nice deed, and I hope they pass it along. Maybe it's just me, but a door holding isn't much effort; however, an automatic door holder could be interesting, OP should've just stood there and stared as the door remained open for the elder lady.
HanBroman 20
watch "meet me in St Louis" and you'll understand why they hate the way things are now.
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
I'm a nice person I always hold the door if there's someone behind me or arriving at the same time. I'm not going to do it for men anymore cause I got a strange look and a “you go" from a guy the other day. my ma says I emasculated him.....oops.
monnanon 14
holding the door open for the person behind you is common courtesy as is saying thanks when gettinf off a bud or when someone does something for you. in my personal experience i have had more nastiness and bad manners off of the older generations than my own or the younger one. yes some kids are little ***** but its obvious from some old people tjat those little ***** just grew up to be bigger *****.
karatekid97 17
It's not your fault OP, just close the door on that part of your life.
euphoricness 28
What is keeps opening automatically?
MrSassypants 34
If the door keep opening automatically, then you turn that door into a wall, but make sure some people can still get in so put a door in that wall. Preferably an automatic door....
ericm87 3
Damn told old to keep up with tech
Welshite 40
You should have posed like you were opening the door with "the force". She wouldn't have been able to complain then.
MrSassypants 34
I sort of do something similar. I hit the emergency stop button on escalators for people can walk up them because standing on them is the most dangerous thing ever. It seems no one gets I'm trying to do something nice for them....
_parth 20
Old woman strikes again...
MasqueradePrince 25
Hey, some people are just mean... All you can do is ignore them... Or attack them...-looks around- I feel surrounded
MrSassypants 34
"Feeling surrounded" is just a short way of saying "ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK! Attack them all at once!"
sassypants93 17
You can fight or flight... Attack or bust out your jet pack and fly away!
tman1985 9
"nothing to do here"