1DisGR8
Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
1DisGR8
Toronto, Canada
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
HelenErutherford
Senpai Noticed
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
shitttyyyday
United States
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
cramps
Australia
Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML
Anonymous
Slippery Rock, United States
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
AcademicAdvisor
Boston, United States
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
Jayne
United States
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
iFail
United States
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
mindy12182
Des Moines, United States
Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML
chlolivia
Canada
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
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Listerinekiss 8
One of my biggest fears. Please tell me you weren't wearing white and had a change of clothes or a hoodie.
Glowworm56 27
He noticed that the period was missing from your sentences.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Why was he looking? I've never told any woman that she doesn't seem to have noticed her period has started. Not even ex-girlfriends.
Zekfen 17
I have a co-worker with big boobs who wears deep cleavage shirts all the time. She also likes so sit them on the conference tables and lean forward where you are forced to stare at them wondering when they are going to pop out. One did once while I was sitting across from her and I tried to signal politely that her boob decided to get out of bed. Since then I make a habit of sitting to her side and not across from her.
Glowworm56 27
He noticed that the period was missing from your sentences.
Listerinekiss 8
One of my biggest fears. Please tell me you weren't wearing white and had a change of clothes or a hoodie.
kieralumina 30
Same. And it doesn't help that the pads in the nurse's office were just slightly thicker liners. I'd recommend cloth pads and possibly a cup too. store some of the pads in your bag or locker. they wash so you'll never run out of them unlike disposable pads.
crazycrochetlady 12
I'm so paranoid about mine starting that I stay near a bathroom the day its supposed to start.
bluejello2001 18
I just wear a light panty liner on the days my period should start. I'd rather have wasted a liner than be caught without.
fjvitt 14
At least you know that you won’t be full term anytime soon
JayThrntn 9
why does it matter what sex the professor was?
Scootythedog 17
Bright side: not pregnant
Mooglefox 24
Please tell me that he at least came up to you were no one else could here