Today, I went to the hospital due to vomiting and abdominal pain, and they decided to fit me with an IV drip. It took several tries by two different people to get the cannula in. I feel like a human pin-cushion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Brave little boy
Today, I was stuck in the ICU with my 10 month-old. They spent more than an hour and multiple pricks to get a vein for cannula. I had to endure and hold him down through all of it. Half and hour later, he promptly smeared poop all over his cannula bandage area during a diaper change. FML
Do not attempt this at home
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Medical malpractice
Today, I went to the hospital for severe abdominal pain and nausea. I sat in the waiting room for six hours, just to be told, “We don’t know what’s wrong with you. Try taking Gravol and Tylenol and maybe lay off the fatty foods.” I feel like shit. FML
Today, I went to the company's health clinic to treat muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib. In the process the old quack doc and overly eager nurses wound up giving me a storng laxative and 3 enemas, two of them quite large. Then I still had to return to work. FML
Underqualified
Today, I had a CT scan done with contrast. My tech seemed competent in his job so I wasn't nervous, until he tried to start my IV. It took him 3 attempts to get it right. Not only was I stuck 3 times, he also blew one of my veins. I now have severely bruised arms and what look like track marks. FML
The doctor will see you… soon
Today, I spent several hours sitting in the ER hyperventilating from pain and passing out, due to a herniated disc in my back. I had to watch at least 5 people go ahead of me, whose only complaints was that their stomach hurt or they felt nauseous. One of these people had a bag of snacks with them. FML
Circling the drain
Today, after suffering probably my worst night of appendicitis, which consisted of vomiting, diarrhea, and going to the doctor, starving, only to find out a couple of hours later in the hospital ER that I'm allergic to penicillin and close to dying. Again. FML
We're keeping you in for observation
Today, I got a bartholin cyst drained. The doctor told me to keep it clean and dry, no pain meds given, just swelling and a catheter. I almost passed out a short while afterwards so I went to the ER. Now I’m drugged up and sitting in one spot for the next few days. FML
Today, I needed to get blood drawn. Apparently, my veins are too thin and no blood would flow into the tube. I'm afraid of needles, and was just poked with some unsuccessfully, and I have to go back next week to try again. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
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itwasthedognotme 14
To be honest, I'm not sure there are many people that do like needles...
shudson186 17
As a nurse OP, we try to get it done as fast as we can. It sucks and sometimes we can't find a good vein to work with, but we aren't purposely trying to hurt you. Stay strong OP you can do it!
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TheGriizlyBear 22
Ah, that sucks I hate needles!
itwasthedognotme 14
To be honest, I'm not sure there are many people that do like needles...
nightbirdblue 27
There is a fetish for everything. Also some types of drug users possibly might like the needles after awhile.
countryrose92 23
When I was pregnant I went in for dehydration 3 different times and each time it took 10-12 sticks by 3-4 different people before they got it. Then when I was in labor the same thing happened but the IV had pictocin and the IV kept "falling" out so they had to keep "restarting" my labor. 24 hours. It sucked completely.being a human pin cushion sucks
rocker_chick105 31
Ugh. Needles actually make me faint. I tried to give blood once, and even before they ask the questions like have you traveled or about your illnesses, they take your heartbeat. I was so nervous that my heart rate was too high to give blood. All of these stories make me never want to have to have an IV in me.
Brandi_Faith 34
I obviously don't enjoy needles, but they don't bother me at all. I have health issues and have gotten my blood taken a crazy amount throughout my life, so maybe that's why. But they don't hurt much and don't bother me at all.
RageWolf16 31
My boyfriend thinks it's super cool, he loves getting his blood drawn. I would too except it makes me so nauseous I very nearly pass out
Adam5858 17
Try get some pain killers.Hopefully it goes away.Presuming it hurts
Adam5858 17
Why?.I have no clue what I am talking about.Im just suggesting that's all.
GentlemanBastard 15
Painkillers are usually fine if used as prescribed, for short periods, and if the person doesn't have addiction issues. But definitely not a good idea for chronic pain. They can ruin lives.
cakefete2 31
36, while I feel for your pain, I have to disagree with your comment about the young man's age. His age has nothing to do with the validity of his statement. Profound truth can come from the lips of the young. Mind numbing folly may spring forth from those advanced in years. Age does not determine the wisdom of one's words.
nonnieluv 9
#36 I am but a few years older than him and I have to be on quite a bit of pain medication due to chronic pain and have been on varied pain medications since age 16. His age has little to do with his comment.
SaturnV 25
#40, the first sentence of your comment was spot on, but intractable pain also has tremendous potential to ruin lives. Physicians and other adequately trained clinicians will only prescribe medication as part of a treatment plan for uncontrolled chronic pain if they judge the benefits to outweigh the risks for any given patient. That determination must always have a logical, evidence-based foundation and thus, blanket emotional statements like yours about use of medication to treat chronic pain are (at best) of questionable value (and at worst, harmful if they influence the thinking of others) in rational discourse.
Brandi_Faith 34
#36 & #40, I am 27 and have chronic pain and have to be on painkillers for it. I've been taking them since I was 19. Although I hate the drugs and the side effects, the meds are a lesser of two evils for me and I would not be able to live or function without having them because my pain is debilitating as disabling. I think great care should be taken when taking them and I think a person should really be aware of all the downsides of taking painkillers. However, I think they are an essential part of a lot of peoples pain management program and not something you can really judge. It's great that you don't need painkillers to function, but the reality is a lot of other people do.
iAlissa 34
"Presuming it hurts"? Did you not see abdominal /PAIN/?
Animekid126 13
Why would you suggest something when you have no idea if it's valid?
GentlemanBastard 15
#60 You make a very good point. My comment was very generalized and not really fair to people who can't function without narcotics. I should not have said "definitely not a good idea", since sometimes it is indeed the only alternative. My bias comes from a family history of dependence and a personal battle with the stuff. My heart goes out to people who become addicted due to necessity. I've just seen it happen so many times, and it always makes me wonder if there was another way to handle it.
SaturnV 25
#85, thank you for the thoughtful response and for clarifying the nature of your statement. I'm sorry to hear about your family history & personal experiences and I completely agree that opiate/opioid pain medications are not ideal due to their side effects and addictive potential. I suppose they represent a limitation of modern medicine and society, but developing alternatives is the subject of research around the world, so hopefully something more optimal will come from that.
hystericsky 11
Am I the only one confused by this thread because the FML never mentioned it was chronic? It seemed more sudden and unexpected than anything.. So why is there a thread all about chronic pain?
ironik69 31
So sorry. I hate when professional philbotomist (spelling) can't hit the mark.
JJ_86 22
Did you consider it might not have been their fault since OP's vein was hard to find. And hope you are recovering good OP.
glabberfasted 16
If you're dehydrated like OP was, it's nearly impossible to get one in.
notabeachbabe 13
It probably wasn't their fault if there were multiple that tried and failed. They always have a hard time doing my ivs because my veins are small and roll. I know how you feel OP the worst experience I have had was when they were prepping me for surgery a few years ago. It took three people to get it in and they ended up blowing 8 blood veins. It may just be that you were dehydrated or that you have problematic veins like me.
SammyS2012 21
i have really bad veins, especially when i was younger. i will remember when two nurses couldnt get the IV in me once when i was 6 being hospitilized (AND i was dehydrated). the pediatric doctor had to do the IV himself- but they poked me 7 times already. the only spot he could get it in was alreafy swollen and sore. it was the most painful thing i experienced at the time, and i will never forget it. sometimes, it's really not the professional's fault. take it from a patient and now health care professional. sorry that it's painful though. i conpletely empathize :(
bri132 1
Phlebotomists (my spelling is correct) don't do IV's....nurses do. Phlebotomists draw blood. Just saying...I hate it when people open their mouths about stuff they obviously know nothing about.
skitzymew 19
It's not always the doctor. I have very deep veins. Once when I was sick, I had to have blood drawn and 3 nurses and a specialist tried with no success. However this February, I had surgery in my mouth. Obviously that's 12 hours of no drinking or eating. But my dentist got a vein right away. It depends on the vein they're trying to get at, not really the doctor.
ironik69 31
#99, I donate plasma on a regular basis and they do ivs and they are licensed phlebotomists. So, you shouldn't be so harsh when you THINK someone doesn't know what they are talking about.
ELoni_fml 25
That bloody sucks! (Get it?)
syki 22
I don't see the point of puns. It really needles me that so many people find them funny.
JJ_86 22
Needles(s) puns
IllestRated 17
Gotta keep your fluids up
B1GK3N 8
With all those holes I imagine he'll spring a leak!
zandalee 20
Get well soon OP! I hope they find the problem soon and fix it. :-)
LostInTheZone11 29
I had a case of that once. I had back sugary and it took 6 tries to get the IV in. They had to call someone down from ICU to get it in.
DArthurVaderian 18
Sugary? Was this at the dentists by any chance?
nightbirdblue 27
My mother had one nurse try over twenty times. Another nurse walked in and saw what was going on. The other nurse got a vein in one try.
lexa1love 16
@25 Your profile says the U.S., most hospitals have policies that each Nurse will try 2-3 times and then trade or call anesthesia. Your mother had the right to refuse to allow that Nurse to try again. I am not getting stuck 20 times by one Nurse.
RusticChick 27
Been there, done that! Not fun! I feel for ya, OP. Hopefully you don't bruise, nastily.
PapaSmash 14
They going to cover your bill when they find out they ripped open your vein? Sorry OP FYL
thomcmoore 23
Opening the vein is the point of venipuncture. Unless you have a blood disorder or are taking anticoagulants, it'll repair itself.
glabberfasted 16
Ripping open a vein causes a bruise. We do it to ourselves all the time, I think OP will survive.
shudson186 17
As a nurse OP, we try to get it done as fast as we can. It sucks and sometimes we can't find a good vein to work with, but we aren't purposely trying to hurt you. Stay strong OP you can do it!