SydIsPrettyCool
United States
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Brinty
Australia
Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
PoachedFish
Lebanon
Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
Todd
United States
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
FlipYoC
United States
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
dukebluedevils13
United States
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
Anonymous
Murdered
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML
fish killer
United States
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
Top comments
Susieee_Q 9
All I can think about now is that poor fish's life during his last seconds being in that boiling grave. Oh, lordy....
LukeyDukey 8
Maybe he was hungry?
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Comments (208)
juliaannw 11
science experiments are great when drunk...
juliaannw 11
science experiments are great when drunk...
juliaannw 11
science experiments are great when drunk...
juliaannw 11
science experiments are great when drunk...
FernAdele 9
what are you, a gay fish or something ?
Asystole 0
Your dad said "hey forget mrs Pauls"
coolkid_matt 11
Wow.. He must've been quite the drunk..
ADayToPierceTheV 0
Microwave his beer
StopDropNRoll 11
Aww come on you can not have the heart to ruin good beer!
talensledge1 0
Sometimes I sit in the corner and act like a banana.
selbow 3
And how exactly does one act like a banana? Did you turn yellow at least?
corbendo 3
Nice try stealing someone else's comment..
Skorne 5
Do you act fruity?
boomboy27 0
He had the munchies.