SydIsPrettyCool
United States
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Brinty
Australia
Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
PoachedFish
Lebanon
Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
Todd
United States
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
FlipYoC
United States
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
dukebluedevils13
United States
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
Anonymous
Murdered
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML
fish killer
United States
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
Top comments
Susieee_Q 9
All I can think about now is that poor fish's life during his last seconds being in that boiling grave. Oh, lordy....
LukeyDukey 8
Maybe he was hungry?
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Comments (208)
natureboy1992 0
they are always fun when drunk
perdix 31
A rainbow trout makes a lousy pet, but a great dinner. The problem is that your dad boiled it, when it is so much better pan-seared.
canzonetta 16
That is so horrible! You should subscribe your father to AA.
cheetahcake19 0
Awwwh. :(
Friaza 29
This is why alchohol ruins the world :/ Next time put your dad in a microwave and see how he likes it.
skylerXx 6
You're dads funny. You should have asked for money while he was still drunk and bought a new one. Your fish was going to die anyway.
nickyz85 0
your dad probably only did it because your mom wont give him anything anymore so he improvised on ******
J_Shorty_17 6
"the snack that smiles back.. Goldfish!".. maybe he was trying something new other than the oven baked kind? in all seriousness.. sorry to hear about your fish ! I used to have 7 goldfish (not all at once) they didn't last very long unfortunately.
kaydarling 6
that's horribly sad :(
kayylovesu 0
Yuuuuum! x3