Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FlipYoC
United States
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
gimmeasalad
Walnut Creek, United States
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
SydIsPrettyCool
United States
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Deadfish
United States
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
fish killer
Canada
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Anonymous
United States
So that's what the smell was!
Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML
calliefml
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Anonymous
V?ster, Sweden
Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML
JoeyTheJedi
Batesville, United States
Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML
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Raleigh_bruh 7
Why would someone...
FFML_314 12
Someone is trying to send you a message. Take a shower OP. :]
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Ladder would be nice
deliciouscake 3
ladder would be nice. I'm a ******* fruitcake. 7th? future deleted comment. please comment bellow this. I love living in an asshole
VvCJHvV 6
Or a chair, maybe. Depending on how short OP really is... Though I don't understand what would compel someone to do such a stupid thing...
StoryOfTheYear 15
8- THIS!!!!!!!! Ok, I commented and bellowed this What next???
deliciouscake 3
first test complete. now **** your spouse and then post pics.
ily1210 10
LMFAO THAT IS AMAZING
WTF_FML_FTW 0
it symbolizes what they're going to do to you O_O run.
doorfloor 0
butt scratchaahh!!
FunnyWeasel 7
hahaha, now that's a midget. just get a ladder, isn't that what they made for?
te_amo_ily 0
lmfao , get some help ? op
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ lol you are basically repeating what I said the height of threadjacking is rising! (pun intended) :D
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
I'm short (hence the username), and I have encountered not having anything to stand on when something too high for me to reach. FYL, OP. I feel for ya.
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
28- xD They're heeeeerrrrrrreeeee!
PizzaGuy11 0
my. new. hobby. end of story.
Describe 0
LOL @ 113!!
FYLDUDEE 3
lol thats great ;D
skroal 7
YDI for coming home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of your dorm room. You can't reach it.
bridgette5866 0
LOL @ 52 I LOVE YOU
ag96jones 0
**** you! it wasnt bp's fault. it coulda happened to any oil company!
sadistmonkey 19
@organizedchaos I didn't realize height had anything to do with intelligence
LightningLadyy 0
Stand on a damn chair, OP!
werewolflover4ev 0
lol nice
salic77 11
for always doing this skroal, u sir win the internet
lildrummerboy47 0
a guy I know had everything in his dorm wrapped in tin foil including the pages of the books and the pencils inside his desk. and on another occasion he had everything thumb tacked to the ceiling.
medsequalgoodtim 0
#12 you look like a potter... sorta, kinda, maybe
Raleigh_bruh 7
Why would someone...
lurchin_10 0
maybe whoever taped the fish to the wall was getting back at op for something they did before
StoryOfTheYear 15
What else can Mr. Holmes tell us?
Raleigh_bruh 7
But to duct-tape a fish? Lol, what kind of person does things like that...
VvCJHvV 6
A drunk college student... maybe?? I don't know... it baffles me. lol
lurchin_10 0
I know a couple people that would, there were two guys went around the parking lot at my school last year and stuck sardines on people antenneas and various other places on cars
ohthebloodygore 16
Psychotic people.
Raleigh_bruh 7
If only this was actually recorded and put on YouTube.. Do you know how many hits 'Asshole + duct-tape = sad fish' would get from just me alone? :P
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
43- I can only guess...
texaslonghorn 0
storyoftheyear, maybe this was the lady from the earlier fml getting back at her son for having sex on her furniture... well played mom, well played
Raleigh_bruh 7
#54 - Well guess then.
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Haha okay I'll put the most random number ever. :) 629277219301761294921729499283736283959371627394926116284972728958391863718184737372829192938277473727192726373940482726251527384850595882828261626384949493918173637484940505827273719192737.5. Sorry you didn't finish watching it once because you had to get nachos. :)
Filitov 0
Very very VERY bored people. Just imagine the conversation that spawns the idea: "Dude. I'm bored. What should we do?" "Uh... Let's duck-tape a fish to a wall! I mean, why the hell not, right?!"
Raleigh_bruh 7
Aha, I see. So the ".5" represents my craving for nachos, which resulted in me stopping the video? :o The number you guessed is waaaay off though, sorry. :P
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Poor Goldie. May you rest in peace.
WTF_FML_FTW 0
#62 oh I see so it's 286394927639496394825394739379373926395026295926295926202739192640502715294926204027273940382740429208829293740472082037303730629483839263049617404026394037304730474027304027304630373027306209263037297302630402639472026394026293639363929629273949262049275482739482639493826395037253849479382036305927407407492720482047203730483083973983947402720482034920630306292730501619493620176292619373915394016491539539491036292639730472073037396294740402729405730629230482061037302630481037937294023783027303720373.5? no the .5 is not you getting nachos it's the fact that someone watching the video only had half a body :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'm not even going to comment...
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
But The person with half a body was also craving nachos. so .25. ;)
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
65- fail! that was a comment. ;) So your officially in the convo! Congrats!
WTF_FML_FTW 0
when he eats the nachos they just fall :D
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
WTF_FML_FTW I think we would get along just swimmingly if we really met. :P
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
I like my pic. I'm so blue and red It's easy to find my comments. ;)
texaslonghorn 0
you didn't like my scenario 65?
StoryOfTheYear 15
You always notice your own comments easier :| after all you see it more than other people
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Lol I meant my iPod usually scrolls really fast and with my old pic I used to pass where I was going to comment. so I changed my pic to a brighter one and now it's easier to find. :)
WTF_FML_FTW 0
in my pic I'm LSD face when I look at your pic lol
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Lmao acid trip time. xD
WTF_FML_FTW 0
pretty flowers...whoa wait god I'm sorry LSD kicking in again
StoryOfTheYear 15
Good deal 0.0
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
It's 3:30 and I gotta get some sleep. no more comments from this mammajamma. ;) See you on other posts. :P
WTF_FML_FTW 0
really? it's 4:30 here
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Oklahoma time. Stupid Central time zone.. xD
Ludii_fml 0
good for you
WTF_FML_FTW 0
woah wait. who are you Ludii and where did you come from??
WTF_FML_FTW 0
look. it doesn't work that way. you can't not be in the situation and then come out of nowhere and say "good for you". how about you go and get some other people to talk to.
jethrox 0
cause it's hilarious! would've been funner if it was put somewhere out of site though. Like in the toilet tank, or under the dresser, but who knows, maybe theirs one there to. my favorite in under the car Hood!
StrictlyMCH 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Haha ydi for dorming
lilblondefreak 6
wait what's YDI I forget . . . .
FFML_314 12
Someone is trying to send you a message. Take a shower OP. :]
stef108 3
ha! I was thinking the exact same thing
Fulisk 0
Lose some weight, fat bch
hsshae 0
that's got to suck
Rambo881xx 0
eat it :D
farquhar 0
awwww. I care more about the fish. OP, YDI some how.......
Mirorbo 27
Oh goodness... I can already imagine the smell. Props to whoever did it for originality!~
Anaxes 5
You utter scum. You neither used the word "Darling" nor did you go "Fuohoho".
Mirorbo 27
I was beginning to think I was pissing people off with it to be honest.
Freeze_fml 17
I don't know who you are anymore.
Schizomaniac 24
It doesn't matter if you piss people off or not, it was your trademark. The only exception is skroal, he's just trying too hard.
Mirorbo 27
You're all starting to confuse me more than Einey did with his science-babble! Sometimes you seem to like my presence, other times you give off angry vibes!
Anaxes 5
No. I'm disowning you. Too late to make excuses.
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho!~ Well, I can't very well say that's the first time it's happened!
Anaxes 5
The prodigal son has returned! Huzah!
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho!~ I see it doesn't take much to impress you, darling! Like a Lotad near water!~
Anaxes 5
Stop saying "Fuohoho", you gutter trash.
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Fuohoho? lmao that's fun to say. xD
WTF_FML_FTW 0
Fuhohohoho!
WTF_FML_FTW 0
oh forgot to add the squiggly ~ there we are :D
Mirorbo 27
Oh, I'm so confused again! No fun! Oh-no no no fun! Not one bit, darling.
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
~Fuohoho! Sorry it's an awesome word. :)
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Oops I put the squiggle in the wrong spot. x(
WTF_FML_FTW 0
laugh? I swear I have never, in my life, seen a word in the dictionary that was or was close to Fuhohohoho with a little squiggly right next to it to give that little sparkle at the end of that right there. but I'll keep looking :D
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
78- You put an extra "ho". xD
WTF_FML_FTW 0
did I mirorbo? I don't think I did...let's check one of his latest comments
WTF_FML_FTW 0
yeah right there 47 it says 4 ho's (lol I said hoes)
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Lol you like all those hoes don't you? ;) I was wronnnggggg! :O I was reading the one where the person mentioned there not being "Fuohoho" or "Darling" in the sentence. xD I'm sorry!
WTF_FML_FTW 0
as a matter of fact those ho's are pretty nice just sittin there next to this Fu person
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
They're sitting next to Kung FU panda. xD
WTF_FML_FTW 0
pandas cannot learn Kung Fu I have tried before! they just stare at me with this weird WTF are you doing kind of look. they lied to me!
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Nooooooooooooooooo!!! They cannot lie! :O I will not accept it!
Frostyking 0
use the word darling again
InuYasha17 0
LOL! That is sooooo random.
icihappi 0
Now why would someone do that? Good creativity whoever did it though...