Animals: Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it....

SydIsPrettyCool 4 August 2011, 05:44 United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Brinty 24 October 2009, 04:26 Australia

Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML

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PoachedFish 29 December 2009, 10:57 Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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Anonymous 31 December 2011, 08:44 United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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Todd 14 August 2012, 16:14 United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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FlipYoC 16 September 2009, 06:15 United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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dukebluedevils13 5 August 2011, 01:47 United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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Anonymous 16 February 2021, 20:01

Murdered

Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML

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sunil 13 June 2014, 22:53 Calgary, Canada

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

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Anonymous 16 August 2010, 23:05 United States

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

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fish killer 25 March 2011, 21:52 United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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Susieee_Q 9

4 August 2011, 12:07

All I can think about now is that poor fish's life during his last seconds being in that boiling grave. Oh, lordy....

LukeyDukey 8

4 August 2011, 12:04

Maybe he was hungry?

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MichaelReyes1 3

4 August 2011, 20:19

GabbyCharityM 0

4 August 2011, 21:01

He wanted a fish stick.

warlock970 10

4 August 2011, 21:05

i cant sleep now **** your dad in the ass and then microwave him

kaykay20 0

4 August 2011, 21:27

Your suppose to fry fish not microwave them but seriously those types of fish are meant as pets not food. He should stick with the big game fish and buy you a new gold fish.