Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML
Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
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iimadoki 0
don't you just love parents? lol
Kawboy 1
hope you let them know paybacks a bitch!
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Comments (130)
nessaface25 14
LMFAO! You're parents sound cool.
fmart 0
is that a pun?
almira_fml 5
haha...u hv cool parents... lol
BellaGoBoom 6
Can't spell out 'have' but can spell out 'parents.' ok
meggieh815 0
at least it wasn't something like.. "Lol, u hv kewl prnts!"
Death_From_Above 0
whatd u do to piss em off?
jsar_1234 0
hahahaha funny sense of humor
thaney18 0
This does not really deserve a FML...
fatgirllovesfml 0
wow. you just described my parents!!! that what they used to do to me;) but I had my revenge! bwahahaha
mariazzz 5
did you sit on them?
docscientist 10
This is what I do I sit on you. Sit on you. sit sit on you.
ambowew 7
I like big butts and I cannot lie. ... In your case I'll make an exception.
DerangedKitten 6
Your parents are assholes. FYL.
PeteyPablo12308 20
That's hilarious!!!
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Wait til they are asleep, then pour salt all over their hair and pepper just under their noses... listen for a bit, hear them sneeze their asses off and when they get up the next morning scratching the crap out of their scalps.... ask them if they like your solution to your "boredom".
arcadefirelover2 0
that's cruel but freaking hilarious! haha great revenge plan :D
DarthVader007 0
That's Brutal. 8D
Predental 5
your parents know how to have fun