Today, I was eating lunch with my wife. We were having a nice time when a man came up to me. He said, "Hey! Bill how are you?" I wasn't really sure, so being polite I said, "I'm sorry, I can't remember your name." He frowned and walked away. It was my company's Chairman of the Board. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
Today, I ran into someone at a party I thought was a coworker and started talking to them about the company we work for. He listened to me for a bit, then said, “I think you think I’m someone else.” I apologized to this total stranger, walked away, and spent the rest of the party avoiding him. FML
Today, while interviewing for a job, I was greeted by the interviewer with a handshake and a greeting of, "Hello Victoria, my name is Bill." I responded with, "Hello. My name is Bill." I think it's safe to assume I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML
Today, I went up and spoke to someone at my local grocery store because I thought he was my neighbor. We chatted for nearly two minutes before he politely said, "I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea who you are." I still had to finish shopping in the same aisle. FML
Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML
Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML
Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML
Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML
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jennaboo84 0
Sigh. Easy solution. "Oh why hello! How are you? This is my wife ______" She says hello, goes to shake his hand and he will automatically introduce himself. VERY rarely will this not work.
spillproof 0
Do you work so far down the food chain that you never met the leaders?
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Comments (107)
KAMELOT_fml 0
uhm. Alzheimer's?
redbluegreen 41
And you didn't know his name... why? If you'd been working there for more then a week, this is just sad.
kaengelangeleyes 9
Not really. If he works for a good company, you can meet and work wih a lot of people and forget all of their names. The trick to getting around that is just not mentioning you forgot, and if you decide you might need to contact them, while writing down their info, ask "So how do you spell your name?" Lol :)
dietbacon 13
"So, how do you spell your name?" "Uh... B-o-b..."
spillproof 0
Do you work so far down the food chain that you never met the leaders?
Abs_Seraph 0
Someone's not getting a promotion any time soon..
OfficerFLM 0
so?
Boweezee 0
Memory Fail.
staciieee_x3 0
pretty stupid of you.
forallitsworth 0
You can make it up by approaching him and saying that you JUST promised your wife that you will at least be dedicating meal times to her. Or something. I don't know, it kind of implies that you were so dedicated to your work that you just pick up calls all the time or something.
matt5217 4
hello :)
amatayo 0
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There is nothing wrong with that. I don't know my dads name. Oh wait it's Paul sucks for you. Prob spend so time looking for your next job
charleemander 0
U know what you shouldve done? Is played along with it so no one gets hurt in the end xD Be like "Hey man how's it going?" but no u failed life xD it's ok haha