Today, my only friend got banned from my house, all because she kissed her boyfriend in front of me. I'm 16, but apparently I can't handle seeing a kiss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
Today, I got banned from my boyfriend's house for being an "insurance liability." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my mom won’t let me go to my boyfriend’s apartment. She says it’s because “I know what you guys are gonna do there I’m not stupid.” She threatened to kick me out of the house if I go. I’m 19. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
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Top comments
Kurby14 21
damn, how strict are your parents!? FYL op that sucks
hardcorefan16 22
Damn your parents are strict.
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Comments (42)
ThereasonwhyIdie 7
It's these kinds of parents that have kids who grow up to be creeps and pedophiles.
imbedderdenu 23
well. as a parents I see that they reserve the right. It might be a bit extreme. but they just love you and feel that you're still their child and want to protect you. it's a scary world love, you will learn this. parents will do anything to make sure they're children are ok. better they care about you and want to protect you rather than the opposite....
KrazyKatz3 26
So to make sure their kid is okay they isolate them from their only friend? That's really gonna help the kid....