MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ThatLove
Make it stop
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
PissedbythePiper
Saukville, United States
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Thesuz
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice place you've got here
Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML
Embarrassed girl
Tearjerkers
Today, I met my new neighbor while taking out the trash. Trying to be friendly, I said, “Hey, I think we share a wall!” He replied, “Yeah, I know. I can hear every time you cry while listening to Sufjan Stevens.” FML
Top comments
PinkieKeen 20
Well hey; maybe when he's famous, he'll be all like "I gotta give it up to my neighbor for giving me recognition on FML."
dave5124 7
At least he didn't start playing the bagpipes
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Comments (78)
woeisme134 0
Start blasting showtunes out of speakers directed towards his house, and if he ever has a cookout, blast songs from "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"
outoftown 27
OP, as banal as they sound, there are the old standbys: check the lease terms about noise, and local ordinances about noise/nusiance. Talk to the landlord if there's a lease violation, and to the cops if there are ordinance violations. Best of luck. Hope your ears don't bleed.
secret_ninja_gal 12
you should consider moving away...
ipoopinshoes 2
Well is he any good?
Arrawyn 12
Sounds like fun.
mrperspire 4
It probably won't last. Everybody thinks they can rap.
bobevanssucks 2
Haha I read that wrong at first...
FML_14u2c 14
How does your neighbor becoming a rapper have any effect on you?
twloha94 9
At least he didn't become Justin Bieber.
daps29 11
Probably my brother