the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
5.9Cummins
Canada
KEEP IT DOWN
Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML
Thesuz
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML
Barney
Thunder Bay, Canada
The Voice
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Today, I mistook my neighbor’s karaoke party for a heated argument and called the cops. When they arrived, everyone was in the middle of a dramatic rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. FML
Can you say "bandwagon"?
United States
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
shadowfigure
United States
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
ShowerStar
Mequon, United States
Audition time!
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Anonymous
United States
Can it, Whitney!
Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML
Top comments
misfitSuperStar 0
Buy some noise canceling headphones, op! Or go join in.
H8rSk8r 0
Buy yourself a karaoke and sing "Baby" by J Bieber. That will send your neighbors packing.
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misfitSuperStar 0
Buy some noise canceling headphones, op! Or go join in.
Bcaw 0
ydi for... oh, who am I kidding? I feel bad for you :(
Bcaw 0
solution: blow up their house.
pwincessa23 1
and???
H8rSk8r 0
Buy yourself a karaoke and sing "Baby" by J Bieber. That will send your neighbors packing.
ChubbyCake 5
lol 11
FunnyWeasel 7
ooh, that's going to have to suck listening to their singing at night...
xXSweetNightmare 0
Seriously, quit whining. Unless by neighbors you mean you live in one of those semi-detached houses you shouldn't be complaining because you shouldn't even be able to hear them through the two houses and the space between them. But if, on the rare occasion, you can hear them, simply call the cops for continually causing disturbances.
solegit 0
actually you should sing never gonna give you up
NatDancer2010 0
i think my neighbors wrote this about me :( lol
dennis96411 12
XD XD XD AT 11 XD XD XD
LadyEmi 15
That escalated quickly XD
Kamon97 23
Buy a louder one :p
hairt 4
you can sing with them lol hahaha
Mirorbo 27
OH!~ What's their address? Miror B. is SO in the house!!~
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*clears throat* TURN AROOOUND, BRIIIIIGHT EYYYYYYES! Yep, I'm ready. Let's do this thing, Mir!
iwuvwolfz 0
Not to be mean, but that hair plus that smile creeps me out. Sorry I just had to point this out.
paid2think 0
Wonder how old the neighbors are.
JamesSunderland 0
DUN DUN DUN! :o
iampunk 0
it's weird, because out of those three music words I knew what tune they made.lol.
MAGNAVOX 0
So? There's nothing bad in that OP. Unless,of course, you're jealous.
Nick_1993 2
its bad cause they can sing horrible all through the night. isnt that bad? the sound of exactly 43 dying baby whales that ate moldy apples!? i was told by 8 out of 5 dentists that is 85% chance out of -71% the case. most of the time =]
TookiMyCooki 0
wow. just wow^
Nick_1993 2
i know. mind blowing right?
Morpheus414 0
THIS gets accepted.
paid2think 0
Deez Nuts
MadPercussion 0
Yeah seriously. if my FML got accepted, I guarantee 95% of people would click FYL. I don't understand.
mrahhhhh 21
OP, why do you hate Princess Mononoke? :( YDI just for that. Oh wait, you mean KARAOKE :P . This is a WIN! Get the **** over there, act drugged out of your goddamn mind, and try to sing like Plant in Kashmir by Led Zeppelin. That guy's voice gives me the ******* chills every time : ) .
MAGNAVOX 0
I can only guess what would happen to you if he were to shake your hand.
mrahhhhh 21
Nice reference #20 :) . Whole Lotta Love to ya.
jgray106 3
I don't really see the FML part to this??? Go and do it with them!
gagneana000 5
hehe.... that's what she said...
breakingakajav 0
get some alcohol and knock on their door, problem solved!!!
Nyx7 24
Sounds more like another problem started