Anonymous
United States
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Alice
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Happy Valley, United States
Whoomp whoomp
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
PissedbythePiper
Saukville, United States
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
ThatLove
Make it stop
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
guest
Canada
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
gotadirtydick
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
sleeplessinrichmond
Bronx, United States
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
Anonymous
Holy cultural stereotype Batman!
Today, our new neighbour three doors up just moved in, he even came round to introduce himself to everyone to assure us he means to be a good neighbour, and won’t be too noisy. Six hours later we found out he’s Scottish and likes to practise his bagpipes in the back garden. FML
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Referees
Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Top comments
NGM_47 0
Maybe you should learn how to play the 'hit the broom on the ceiling to make your neighbor shut up' ?
Moonstarmist 0
I had a neighbor like that. FYL
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Moonstarmist 0
I had a neighbor like that. FYL
givants 0
you should pay for some lessons so he gets good
lmfao1643 3
Break in and throw it out a window.
ILikePopCorn 0
YDI for not going up there and telling him to shut up instaead of writing an FML about it.
LMA0 5
That's how it starts.. then the next thing you know he's creeping downstairs to blow on your boner. ;)
mshafty 0
And then it leads to a rusty trombone!! watch out
iSwag 0
introduce him to Michelle and they'll go to band camp together
Ouroboros_fml 0
you should decide to start learning deathmetal, but only when he practices trombone. find an electric guitar and an amp at a garage sale, you can't go wrong...
samantha_durano 6
what's a trombone?
moomoo88 0
61...seriously?
michael32123 0
I know ppl who are mentally ill and know what a trombone is. and for you. he / she is getting better at blowing. it's a win lose situation
samantha_durano 6
72: yes seriously lol, what is it!
samantha_durano 6
74: woah woah woah. I am not a he/ she lol. or is it really that hard to tell the difference D:
imzdrummer 0
my neighbor gets pissed when I play electronic drums, u can barely hear anything
juni_kewl 0
oops... that's my brother.... :P no really he plays trombonr
notnormal 0
better than the drums!
Averizzle 0
Drums are awseome..
MoonyIce 0
I second this. Drums are effing awful to have to live with. OP, tell your neighbour not to practice at certain hours or something. It usually works if the person isn't a total douche.
samantha_durano 6
well, not if your good :)
NGM_47 0
Maybe you should learn how to play the 'hit the broom on the ceiling to make your neighbor shut up' ?
Monikabug 9
^ My thoughts exactly! or learn how to play your stereo louder. :)
nickforthewin 0
or OP could learn how to play 'man up and go talk to him'?
_swimcutie_ 0
SuCkS!
noobgang7 5
lol does he suck
7mood75 7
Take drum lessons.....
toxic10uhc 0
drums are very annoying... op at least it isn't acoustic guitar... those douches think they can play and they get really loud.. and sometimes they try to sing *shiver*
Eddie_Paints 0
#6FTW!
Apotheosis5267 0
Wow, your life does suck :S Could be worse if he were an insomniac
rawrcobhc 0
#8 LOL
CallMeHush 1
waaa, waa, wa ~ trombone noise~
neonskittzy 0
you should learn to play the gong every hour on the hour..
eat_this_buddie 5
^^this is a win
perdix 31
You're totally 'boned! It takes a couple of years of dedicated practice before you don't just completely suck at it. You may want to get a box of industrial earplugs and bill your neighbor for them.
zZPedobearZz 0
if a person who plays drums is a drummer, then what is a person who plays trombone?
ClarinetGuy 4
A trombonist..