MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ThatLove
Make it stop
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
PissedbythePiper
Saukville, United States
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Thesuz
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice place you've got here
Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML
Embarrassed girl
Tearjerkers
Today, I met my new neighbor while taking out the trash. Trying to be friendly, I said, “Hey, I think we share a wall!” He replied, “Yeah, I know. I can hear every time you cry while listening to Sufjan Stevens.” FML
Top comments
PinkieKeen 20
Well hey; maybe when he's famous, he'll be all like "I gotta give it up to my neighbor for giving me recognition on FML."
dave5124 7
At least he didn't start playing the bagpipes
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Comments (78)
fyl7899 12
Wow. Sorry op. That totally sucks
bvxf 2
Shut up you shitposter
sharksfan48 13
Haha the account name makes this FML so much better. I recommend blasting your own music to show who's the boss of your neighborhood.
mrmarylin2you 4
I read this and thought it would be a lot funnier if OP put raper instead of rapper.
agonydrum 7
Could be worse he could have become a raper
RedPillSucks 33
wrap him up in tin foil or rap him in the face with a coke bottle.
Kn0wledge123 21
Judging by your screen name, I'm assuming he sucks. Is he a suburban kid with a nice big house and talks about "grabbing the heckler" and "blasting the chrome"? Lmaoo
WitchyWife667 5
Actually it's more like "killing it Abercrombie and Fitch style" and chillin at Starbucks drinking my latte" yup sounds about right.
Kn0wledge123 21
White & nerdyyyyyy
SApprentice 34
Throw on some Jack Johnson or Michael Franti, or something orchestral. Blast it as loud as you can in the general direction of his house. Do so for ten or fifteen minutes, then shut it off. Repeat every time he starts trying to rap. He should take the hint.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I heard his cat decided to be a rapper too. His name is Wiska Lifa.
AndrewLinares 2
How in the world is this "FML" I mean really?
carminecris89 13
Try having your roommate decide that. I had to listen to it all morning (until 6 in the morning). My roommate also filmed music videos, and would edit them all day...the same song over and over. You got off easy.