Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted for our house withdrew it because apparently when they came by for the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Today, my new neighbor broke into our new house because his key didn't work. We just closed on the house this week and changed the locks when footprints were found in the bathtub after the cleaning crew went through. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
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Top comments
superdudeman 0
Just because there is one meth lab in the neighborhood doesn't mean the entire neighborhood is full of druggies. You'd be surprised to know how many nice neighborhoods have drug houses in them that no one knew about. At least the police are on top of it.
Jimboom 12
Damn. That would have been one interesting "welcome" gift from your neighbour. ;-)
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Comments (93)
xxmollyxx 25
Atleast they're gone now. I hope! Tho I suppose there's more of "them" out there.
iBimmer 0
YDI for not staying at the old house.
fckinbowdown 0
ya honestly this should be more like thank god they got busted now so they don't blow us up in the future or start to sell drugs to my kids. be thankful
Jimboom 12
Damn. That would have been one interesting "welcome" gift from your neighbour. ;-)
xxlillyxx 0
i know!!! i would love to have my neighbors sell me meth cheep as housewarming gift!!!
b182link 0
says the guy with a pot plant as his pic, helllllloooo mr drug addict!
L0veh8te 0
Well atleast they got busted before you moved in.
hahaha6 0
I'm in agreement with this comment. At least they were busted, and now you dont have to worry about it exploding while your kids are playing in the backyard. There isn't really any way you could have known what the neighbor's were up to. Thats usually the gamble you take when you move to a new area...
xero_art 0
yeah....but think of the property values
Bobii_fml 0
They might think you called them in, Watch your back haha
superdudeman 0
Just because there is one meth lab in the neighborhood doesn't mean the entire neighborhood is full of druggies. You'd be surprised to know how many nice neighborhoods have drug houses in them that no one knew about. At least the police are on top of it.
tick_tock 0
Well they are gone now! The neighborhood isn't necessarily bad just because of one house. Just be happy they are gone now =]
backstagebitch 0
Dude, it happens everywhere. Just because one house had a meth lab doesn't mean they all do!
NoFlippinWai 24
Its the RVs and Science teachers that yoh really have to worry about anyway. :-)
GrandeCarne 0
Tengo"GrandeCarne"enMisPantalones
oprah_fml 0
Grande carne: you have big meat in your pants? Nice to know.
GrandeCarne 0
This has nothing to do with the OP's post. Man I hate people that do this.
plethora 3
As someone with a meth lab in their garage, I take offense to this. Are you saying we shouldn't live in a nice neighbourhood just because we sustain our own junkie supply business?
xHaniffax 0
go and die.
the_commentator 0
Yes. That is exactly what I am saying. :D
midwestjerk 0
If you really DO have a meth lab in your garage, I hope you **** up and end up killing yourself. If not, that was a slightly witty response to the OP.
tvspeedy07 0
Don't worry, I lol'd, even if these other guys can't take a joke.
Tubasaurus 0
HURR WHAT IS JOKE?
DameGreyWulf 1
[gigglesnort] Oh you, #10.
winemysavior 4
hahaha
fuckmeamiright 0
yes! people taking jokes (and themselves) really seriously is the best part about them.