Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
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Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML
Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML
Today, my son asked his mom about sex, so she talked about love, marriage, God, affection and all that bollocks, missing the point that he wanted to know about having good sex since he has a girlfriend now, so I explained all the wet, squishy practical bits of sex. Now my wife is mad at me. FML
Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them, telling them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed because I "haven't gotten laid." FML
Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Today, on a train, a little boy and a little girl came up to me and asked how babies are made. Already pretty uncomfortable with their question, their mother suddenly appeared and said, "Go on, tell them!" FML
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
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black0belt0babe7 0
OH my god, this just made my day! What's the world coming to?
teethingtom 0
Tell your nephew I need my penthouse back
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Comments (96)
nikki_4eva 0
ydi cuz u should of told him 2 ask his mom...and fyl cuz I would of told the boy 2 tell his aunt...lol
eminemXshady 0
62 lol dude same
BamBam1993 0
ahaha cool kid
benbarnes 0
i was like ten when me and my friends were talking about that stuff so its not that big a deal anymore. this just proves how corrupt the world is getting. all this talk about you have to be skinny and wear the cool stuff to be popular and the you have to have had sex by the age of thirteen to be cool is just shit.
madisonkelly9 0
My brother is 12 and he knows all about ******** and more. I don't know how he knows though. my parents didn't tell him!
chompielove 0
my 3 yr old brother goes on the internet. psh.
strokesie 23
agreed.
SockMonkey333 0
Hahaha what's happening to this world??
iBePurpleChick 0
LoL. I'm 11 and I know way more then I should:) I think it's hilarious that he asked you.
Bently24 6
Yeah so many young kids already know about this stuff it's crazy.