Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
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Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML
Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML
Today, my son asked his mom about sex, so she talked about love, marriage, God, affection and all that bollocks, missing the point that he wanted to know about having good sex since he has a girlfriend now, so I explained all the wet, squishy practical bits of sex. Now my wife is mad at me. FML
Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them, telling them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed because I "haven't gotten laid." FML
Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Today, on a train, a little boy and a little girl came up to me and asked how babies are made. Already pretty uncomfortable with their question, their mother suddenly appeared and said, "Go on, tell them!" FML
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
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black0belt0babe7 0
OH my god, this just made my day! What's the world coming to?
teethingtom 0
Tell your nephew I need my penthouse back
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Comments (96)
Mauskau 36
Kids are learning about all this too quick. Especially with it all over TV, the internet and the streets. Older siblings are no help too. My sister found out when she was 9 and told me.. I was 5.
laxalax23 0
dude i knew when i was 9
scateice 0
Dude, what 11 year doesn't know what sex is?? lol
Biatche 0
im 10 and know all about that. i watch **** too
SickSickSick7511 0
Lo. My 11-year old brother is disgusted by the act of masturbating.
LOL_7052 0
I'm 11 and i'm frequently on this website. lol.
laxgirl3 0
haha me 2!
arsenalfcboy 6
How can you be 11 and not know? I knew by the time I was 3!
skyttlz 32
I didn't find out about sex till I was 11
laxgirl3 0
wow I AM 11! I new by the time I was 7! older bros can come in handy sometimes...even if they ARE annoying as SHIT!!!
Q____ueen101 0
i learned about sex in sckool when i was 11. thats not bad my cousin explained 2 me when he was 11..... i was 5. but number 40 y tell every1 u watch ****?
musicismything 0
i agree with 18...kids are way more perverted these days. even though I knew quite a bit a bit when I was younger
QWERTYCommander 5
He's 11 and you seriously thought he didn't know?
bulleye11 0
Lol