Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
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Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML
Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML
Today, my son asked his mom about sex, so she talked about love, marriage, God, affection and all that bollocks, missing the point that he wanted to know about having good sex since he has a girlfriend now, so I explained all the wet, squishy practical bits of sex. Now my wife is mad at me. FML
Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them, telling them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed because I "haven't gotten laid." FML
Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Today, on a train, a little boy and a little girl came up to me and asked how babies are made. Already pretty uncomfortable with their question, their mother suddenly appeared and said, "Go on, tell them!" FML
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
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black0belt0babe7 0
OH my god, this just made my day! What's the world coming to?
teethingtom 0
Tell your nephew I need my penthouse back
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Comments (96)
bulleye11 0
man im 11 and im know what sex is...and had a ******* before so he is dumb
strokesie 23
I doubt you've even hit puberty yet.. wtf
metallicalizer 0
idk how old you are but things have changed, haha i knew what everything in the book was at 9, now im 12, 13 in sep
metallicalizer 0
like i said before im almost 13, and a girl, and my DAD told me if i ever needed condums or birth control just ask and he will give it to me
fyl11122233 0
you shouldnt be even thinking about having sex at that age! tsk tsk
metallicalizer 0
like i said before im almost 13, and a girl, and my DAD told me if i ever needed condums or birth control just ask and he will give it to me
baseballfreak97 0
I'm 11 and have known for a while
ugwmii 0
all he has to do is wait till puberty and he is ready
head2133 12
so i knew about that stuff when i was 10 and now im 12 and know more and ********** daily
noluck9374 1
yeaaaaaaaaa. startin early gotta love it
DonMonty87 0
that's pretty awesome!
nikki_4eva 0
ydi cuz u shud of made him tell his mom!!! at the same time fyl cuz if I was the mom I would freak out and tell him 2 tell his aunt...there!!!