negin
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
lanbon182
United States
Meat is murder
Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Anonymous
Overrun
Today, after I warned my wife that keeping chickens wouldn’t be easy but no, she insisted on having 20 roaming around and at some point a wild cockerel got in, plus she clearly wasn’t finding all the eggs so a bunch of hidden eggs have started hatching. What once was 20 is now 67 and rising. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Ryan Engle
Isn't that illegal?
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
Top comments
mendozaale 0
well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken
FMLephant 2
Leave your neighbor's **** alone!
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Comments (282)
stevenmx86 8
Why do my comments keep disappearing? I was just saying that roosters aren't as annoying a all of these people (who only know what roosters are from tv obviously) are saying. They're loud but if your walls are thicker than toilet paper, there should be no problem...
sadielady95 0
29- agreed. I have a rooster and he's not that loud. and he doesn't bother any if my family's sleeping.
LiveLaughLaugh 9
same! Darn those cartoons... making a bad impression on roosters...
jorfield 0
And thats the day i bring a pellet gun home
GangstaGalahleio 0
wait until they get a rooster farm. :/
underpaid011 0
retaliate. get a hawk!
braveblade74 0
Or have rooster for dinner
jebrael456 0
i know how that feels.... sori man, T_T
mintcar 10
FMLs such as these make me happy. Short and straight to the point. FYL OP.
birdfreak 24
ha ur life sucks
perdix 31
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ****, nor his ass . . . Or something like that. Good words to live by.
rattusrattus 19
Or his wife, or his wife's ass. [/totallynotadoubleentendreIswearofficer]
atomicaz 0
yeah, i am really not with you on this one. simple solution... party every night into the earlier hours of the morning then the music playing will drown out any outside noise
stephanie911_fml 0
Everyone loves cocks.
6joe9 0
i bet you like them
idklalaalala 0
yeeeeaaaaaa buddy!