negin
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
lanbon182
United States
Meat is murder
Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Anonymous
Overrun
Today, after I warned my wife that keeping chickens wouldn’t be easy but no, she insisted on having 20 roaming around and at some point a wild cockerel got in, plus she clearly wasn’t finding all the eggs so a bunch of hidden eggs have started hatching. What once was 20 is now 67 and rising. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Ryan Engle
Isn't that illegal?
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
Top comments
mendozaale 0
well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken
FMLephant 2
Leave your neighbor's **** alone!
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Comments (282)
amh721 0
I love animals but if you live in a regular city or suburbs neighborhood, file a complaint to the city if it gets out of hand. You and other surrounding neighbors shouldn't have to be woken up at 3 or 4 am just because your selfish neighbors want to play pretend farm.
KiwiExchange 16
omg. it took ages for me to click on this app through my phone... anyways, that terribly sucks. FYL!
KiwiExchange 16
fml post, I mean.
KiwiExchange 16
nawh mann.
DaniBee420 6
Oh wow, that happened to my dad. That sucks. Stupid cocks won't shut up!
DaniBee420 6
I don't get how anyone cld deserve this. Im new to this site, and I understand that some ppl's actions make it their fault, but the OP had nothing to do with this, it was all her neighbors doing. How does she DI? I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just curious...
ReynshineCutting 10
Go to Target or Walmart and buy a fan. The Honeywell brand is nice and loud and drowns out noise. After awhile you'll get to where you can't sleep without one. We use one sometimes because we live on a busy street and my brother has one in each of his kids' rooms so that they don't have to tiptoe and whisper to not wake them up.
Clarice1 9
The same thing happened to me! My senior year of high school, the people who live next door to my parents' house (in the middle of a medium-sized city of a little over a million people) decided that a rooster would really spice up the neighborhood. You can definitely find a way to block the sound, though.
gagaman_fml 0
Cocks wake you up early in the morning! thats why im single! LMFAO!!!
justintime66451 2
I know the feeling, 4H should be banned!!!
hansbaby 0
ha well my best friend has a rooster nd it's not tht bad, it depends really on where they put it.
kristylew03 1
so its not bad depending on where they put their ****, huh?
lizenthusiasm 0
I would be so pissed