Today, my ex-boyfriend tried to poison my dog, all because I cheated on him. I’m getting bitched at for “breaking his heart” and “attempting to get him in trouble.” Nobody cares what he did to my dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-boyfriend was granted parole, community service, and “rehabilitation” for the crime of breaking into my house, kidnapping my dog and killing her while I was at work, as retaliation for me breaking up with him. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. He responded with kidnapping my dog while I was at work. He texted me a picture of him holding a piece of chocolate to his mouth, threatening to feed it to him if I didn’t get back with him. I took him back because I can’t bear my life without my dog. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out my window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over my porch. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
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cacheson 42
I only voted FYL because F your dog’s life. You and your ex both suck.
IHaveThePower 18
Yeah, cheating is about you and your ex, not the dog. If he's attacking dogs, that's animal abuse and the ASPCA or cops need to be involved, before he attacks other animals. The Humane Society can probably help you figure out who to talk to if you can't find a number. Animal abuse is not a normal reaction to this, and this needs to be dealt with before your ex actually kills an animal.
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IHaveThePower 18
Yeah, cheating is about you and your ex, not the dog. If he's attacking dogs, that's animal abuse and the ASPCA or cops need to be involved, before he attacks other animals. The Humane Society can probably help you figure out who to talk to if you can't find a number. Animal abuse is not a normal reaction to this, and this needs to be dealt with before your ex actually kills an animal.
cacheson 42
I only voted FYL because F your dog’s life. You and your ex both suck.
Hangryko 32
Yup, that's what I was going to say.
RichardPencil 32
I care what he did to your dog! He ought to go to jail for that! I hope your dog is ok.
Nikki 17
It might not of been the right way, but good work on getting rid of him! If he’s willing to harm an animal there’s something very wrong with him, it could’ve been so much worse if you stayed
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Well hopefully you've learned that if you aren't a liar and a cheat people will be more likely to believe you. Yeah, what your boyfriend did sucks but unless it's in character for him to do it, no one is going to buy the story especially if they know you've be caught cheating. If instead you'd simply broken up with him and then he tried to kill your dog, more people would believe you.
D J's MOM 17
you're an ass for cheating, but he's a piece of s**t for hurting your dog. unacceptable.
poopface82 25
You people suck. Even the crowd on the Jerry Springer Show would probably tie your asses to a train and send you to the next town.
kitten79TX 5
You're both in the wrong. Did you call the police? Do you have proof?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Okay, what you did is very wrong and you deserve some sort of punishment. But attempted murder of your dog, or any animal, is not justified. Not to mention he could go to jail/prison for that. He should have found a better way of dealing with your infidelity.