negin
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
lanbon182
United States
Meat is murder
Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Anonymous
Overrun
Today, after I warned my wife that keeping chickens wouldn’t be easy but no, she insisted on having 20 roaming around and at some point a wild cockerel got in, plus she clearly wasn’t finding all the eggs so a bunch of hidden eggs have started hatching. What once was 20 is now 67 and rising. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Ryan Engle
Isn't that illegal?
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
Top comments
mendozaale 0
well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken
FMLephant 2
Leave your neighbor's **** alone!
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Comments (282)
Mad_Chef13 0
****-a doodle-doo
amarie366 0
looks like someone likes ****
Sexysportsbabe4 0
Haha ***** 4 u
valri3 0
If it gets to annoying, then you can always bake/fry/grill the darn thing.
Shyke 0
Actually.. if OP died that then their neighbor could press charges... so I wouldn't give that advice.
bluefairy_fml 24
Big deal! The solution is simple: earplugs.
Katie_the_Great 6
it's not that bad, I'm sure you are just overreacting
LiveLaughLaugh 9
I agree... it would only really be bad if they sleep with the windows open, or the rooster has a megaphone...
nohugs4u 8
It really isn't that bad..
Happygofucky 0
I thought my cats were bad getting me up at all hours, wanting food and cuddles.. A ******* rooster? FYL indeed.
CaliforniaCheese 0
Hahaha, I can't decide why this is the funniest quote for this FML but IMO it is!
amber609 0
....cool? haha that sucks....;)
A7X_LoVeee 10
Hey look on the bright side.. now you won't have any trouble getting up for work/school!
mikolyshka 0
not unless the rooster is time-challenged. my neighbor's rooster crows at times like 3am.
Shyke 0
Uhhmmm... you know that roosters don't only crow at dawn, right?
awesomeamandas 37
roosters crow at all hours of the day. it's only on tv that they crow at the brink of dawn.
1234USMC 0
what's the matter dog. can't you learn to appreciate the smell of **** in the morning.