Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, my new drone got stuck on the neighbour's roof. I'd bought the drone to look at my roof because I don’t like going up on ladders. FML
Today, I realized the reason my neighbor keeps smiling awkwardly at me is because I’ve been waving enthusiastically at their security camera every morning, thinking it was a motion-activated light. FML
Today, a colleague crashed a drone into my almost brand new car. I even asked him before if it was OK to park there or if I should better park somewhere else, and he said, "No problem" and bragged about being the best drone pilot. FML
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, my neighbors got a motion sensor light that points at my window. It's so sensitive that it goes off every time an insect flies past. FML
Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML
Today, I asked my neighbor to kindly move his truck because it blocks my driveway and the side entrance to my yard. He responded by throwing a decapitated bird onto my front lawn and filing an injunction against me for stalking. FML
Today, I ordered a surveillance camera for my home. The package got stolen after being delivered. I think they're onto me. FML
Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
And the last video shot it takes is you pointing an air rifle at it. Or a shotgun, depending on how redneck your area is.
DoctorPALO 14
Call the police. That should be invasion of privacy or stalking.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
And the last video shot it takes is you pointing an air rifle at it. Or a shotgun, depending on how redneck your area is.
bleachedraven 14
either shoot it down or give them a show
DoctorPALO 14
Call the police. That should be invasion of privacy or stalking.
Grizz8831 14
snap a picture and call the cops. shooting it down could cost legal fees, and time off work. and possible jail time depending on where you live since firing a gun into the air is super unsafe in cities.
RichardPencil 32
Pellet gun or BB gun would be ok.
xxlk4xx 6
I would definitely call the cops, that's supper creepy.
Jon Tessler 14
I'm wondering if the OP is married and his wife or kids like lay out and sunbathe in the back yard. if he does have kids and he flies the drone over when they are in the backyard, he can get him arrested for child ****. definitely time to call the cops
Wadlaen 24
My first reaction to this is that I am now wondering what kind of activities you are up to on a daily basis...😅
Corey Blair Janvier 3
time to start mooning the drone or smile at it with the creepiest death stare