negin
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
lanbon182
United States
Meat is murder
Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Anonymous
Overrun
Today, after I warned my wife that keeping chickens wouldn’t be easy but no, she insisted on having 20 roaming around and at some point a wild cockerel got in, plus she clearly wasn’t finding all the eggs so a bunch of hidden eggs have started hatching. What once was 20 is now 67 and rising. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Ryan Engle
Isn't that illegal?
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
Top comments
mendozaale 0
well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken
FMLephant 2
Leave your neighbor's **** alone!
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Comments (282)
fordguy1996trux 0
ydi for being a women
CrazyManNo9 29
This just simply way too funny! It sucks to be you and I am sorry for that, but omg.
7mood75 7
Can you please stop with the references?
Fx13mz 7
Living in a place as Mexican as Downtown LA, there are around ten roosters in my apartment building alone.
7mood75 7
ha ha yeah me 2.
Itstherealjen 0
Oops,yummy=]
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Better than territorial geese that claim the end of you driveway.
awardZu 0
My neighbors have geese. I hate them with a firey passion!
0opsie 6
Kidnap it and invite them over for a neighborly chicken dinner.
AEverydayDouche 1
As I see it you have 3 choices 1.It works the same way as with a annoying dog, just complain about it if he keeps you awake and maybe they have to get rid of it in 2 years. 2. Hire Newman he knows how to make animals disappear (though he specializes at dogs) 3. As many already suggested put that **** in your mouth and chew, it will shut him up.
Emmy_The_Great 2
How did this make it on here?! Deal with it!