Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML
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Top comments
UnidentifiedFun 37
Don't worry, at least it's not possible for them to make you pay for it.
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Depending on how long they've been your neighbors, couldn't it just be a coincidence?
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Comments (66)
Goblin182 27
Good fences make for good neighbors.
Fuaaad1994 31
Is Donald trump your neighbour?
MikaykayUnicorn 36
We need to build a fence!
Bonafonte 24
I was gonna say the same thing! :')
Al_Quadea17 12
thats exactly what I was thinking
hacksaw246 24
Make the neighborhood great again!
jacobmc123 18
Trump 2016
Standupmast3r 18
Do you live next to Donald Trump?
Mike3258 18
I don't understand why you got down voted while the other guy got upvoted. makes no sense...
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Depending on how long they've been your neighbors, couldn't it just be a coincidence?
confused_wandere 26
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Nik5345 13
Did they make you pay for it?
UnidentifiedFun 37
Don't worry, at least it's not possible for them to make you pay for it.
xx000o 27
Unfortunately in some states they can, Maryland being one of them.
lexos 16
#43 how is that possible?
jessreallysucks 19
maybe they had a good reason? when we moved house we had to put a fence in because our dogs are prone to running out the front door and out onto the road. maybe they need it?
Seriphe 16
My thoughts exactly. It's probably not you, OP. The could have kids, pets, be planning a garden, or be super private people.
arandomperson97 19
And after your neighbors read this FML, you can bet that the fence will get 10 feet higher.
ABlindMan 17
That's assuming instantly that they dislike OP and that their neighborhood would actually allow ~16 feet high fences (Assuming it's a neighborhood)
frankmz 17
Man, this is funny. But you're getting down votes. That sucks.
bwayjunkie 1
Maybe they have/want to get a dog?