Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me because her two kids got into my pool. They scaled a two-meter wall to get to my backyard. They used a tree in her yard that hangs over the wall. I guess I could install razor wire on top of the wall. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Today, my mom got mad at me. She told me that the neighbor was stupid for letting their kids play all over the street alone. I said it was fine, because the mom walked right next to the daughter as she played on her scooter. She argued, “Why do you always have to disagree with me?” FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
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bellles 18
Where do people's common sense go?
Khorlik 6
You should "let" your dog bite her.
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Jose73 8
You ought to be happy it ended at that. I know it would be really unfair, and of course I don't believe it should have happened, but she could have easily sued you and gotten your dog put down.
JHthe4 2
What I do not understand is why you would take a scolding in this matter. I for one would be sure to stand up for myself and my dog and make sure that neighbor and I are even on the same page to confirm if the little shit lied to the neighbor as well. If not, obviously you are not in the wrong. FYL OP
tfowl61692 14
good dog! at least you know you and your daughter are safe!
mikaellikestacos 14
I'm going to train my dogs to be the sweetest things ever but I've I make the call they turn In to unrelenting killers who will do anything to protect the family
drowningfishy 7
My friend had a beautiful Spuds MacKenzie looking dog. Her uncle had stolen it after it kept being used in fights. For years she had no issues with the dog. Till some loser who was robbing houses decided to rob hers with her in it. To give the dog credit he didn't attack the guy right away he let him start prying off a screen before attacking. Being used to fights this idiot was lucky the dog just held him down by the throat till cops arrived. The intruder wasn't hurt to bad, but sadly the city of Santa Ana decided the dog was to "dangerous" and had to be put down. This is not the first time I have heard of dogs that faced being put down for protecting their families. If I was the OP I would see about planting some thorn bushes by her neighbors side of the fence. Preferably potted ones that can be moved when the little one starts getting into mischief.
worldclassrager 41
Does she need a raddle for something?
mybubbles2000 13
Your neighbor and her son are dumbasses.
Monika444 1
Should op get the police involved?
skittyskatbrat 19
Yes, because that's the exact sort of bitch that reports a "vicious dog attack" and tries to get their dog put down. At a minimum, stuck in the pound for ten days for observation. A police report is a must, IMHO, because she's crazy nuts and nasty. It may never be needed, but if the kid tries it again and she claims the dog was in HER yard, well, there's a record throwing serious doubt on that story!
birdybirdchirp 18
what a dumb mom for taking her kids side. you should have let your dog bite her ass too, that's what I would have done .
chrichards 2
Well your daughter is very safe. What a stupid neighbor you have. If the kid trys that again I'd call the police