Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, tired of people letting their dogs crap in my yard, I sprinkled an assortment of crushed peppers around my lawn as a deterrent. One dog went to do its business and had some sort of allergic reaction. Now its bitchy owner is threatening to sue me, and tried to have her daughter kick my ass. FML
Today, I was threatened with arrest for refusing to accept a citation for having a dog off leash in a park. It wasn’t my fucking dog! It was a very friendly stray that started following me on my morning walk. I tried to explain myself but the dog wouldn’t leave my side or stop barking at the cop. FML
Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a cute dog. I reached down to pet it, but it snarled then bit me. As I was walking away, I saw the owner of the dog, who was laughing and filming the whole thing on his shitty cellphone. I hope the video isn't out there on TikTok or whatever. FML
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Lamitucus 4
I would have called the police right then and there, not only was this person harassing you but kicked your dog which is animal abuse/cruelty and you did warn them to stay back. Pretty sure you are good.
idragosani 17
Idiot doesn't realize most areas have local leash laws and it's illegal to have your dog off leash. Will probably get thrown out of court.
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idragosani 17
Idiot doesn't realize most areas have local leash laws and it's illegal to have your dog off leash. Will probably get thrown out of court.
Lamitucus 4
I would have called the police right then and there, not only was this person harassing you but kicked your dog which is animal abuse/cruelty and you did warn them to stay back. Pretty sure you are good.
Justkidding100 41
normally, I am pro kicking charging unleashed dogs... never considered this scenario though...
Wadlaen 24
I'd say she got what she deserved!
wrecklesswfire 3
I believe there was a Family Guy episode where something similar to this happened
Iamthebanzai22 21
Oh please have footage and stick it on Youtube!!!
Iamthebanzai22 21
I think you should let her lay a charge. With any luck, it will get aired on Judge Judy so the whole world can laugh at her.
d j mom 9
if she tries then you can sue for animal abuse, illegal actions and harassment. too bad you can't fix stupid.